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    • User: "catwink22"

      Name that cancer

      I was reading another post and someone had "named" their cancer. At first I was a little taken aback, but then I thought that's kind of funny. They said "Harvey is gone and he's not coming back." I ha…
      3757 views
      45 comments
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      Started by catwink22
      Most recent by JackWest
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    • User: "Phoenix10"

      Lose weight now!

      If you know someone who is dieting, tell them to try chemo. The fool proof weight loss solution. Never fails. Haaaa ( I use to tell my friends this)
      384 views
      24 comments
      0 point
      Started by Phoenix10
      Most recent by nhoj
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    • User: "elicitjeans"

      Movies (funny or not)

      Sally Field is awesome! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0448166/reviews
      19 views
      0 point
      Started by elicitjeans
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    • User: "dakotarunner"

      T-shirt slogans we would love to see

      There are a lot of cancer slogans for T-shirts to be found on the internet. Having had a go round with surgery for prostate cancer, and now having a recurrence, I was looking for somethng regarding pr…
      361 views
      13 comments
      0 point
      Started by dakotarunner
      Most recent by Quietlady7
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    • User: "minicoops"

      Funny story - port surgery

      So I hadn't slept in a few weeks since cancer diagnosis, as many of you know is quite common after diagnosis. So the doctor comes up to me before my port surgery and seems very stressed. He states tha…
      212 views
      3 comments
      2 points
      Started by minicoops
      Most recent by Twine
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    • User: "ufknkidding"

      God I miss Paul Harvey

      There was just something hearing, "And now you know the rest of the story", or "Good day." I grew up on a ranch and as a young boy (beginning at 6 years old) every morning about 0600 I would listen to…
      165 views
      4 comments
      0 point
      Started by ufknkidding
      Most recent by Twine
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    • User: "Liver cancer"

      Hi from stinky

      My cats are zeroing in on what is making my apartment stink...its me. I just NED 5/24/2018. I am learning a lot about me and cancer that they dont tell you. I smell like a meth labber, my cancer has a…
      89 views
      3 comments
      0 point
      Started by Liver cancer
      Most recent by Liver cancer
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    • User: "llong05"

      Vaginal Cancer

      I'm having a hard time finding another who has gone through the humiliating and sometimes "comical" treatement for vaginal cancer. Please reply if you an relate :) Lisa
      44 views
      0 point
      Started by llong05
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    • User: "sdibasecamp"

      Sample Topic (Please Ignore)

      test
      32 views
      0 point
      Started by sdibasecamp
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    • User: "Steve1961"

      Hmm

      Hmm
      386 views
      29 comments
      0 point
      Started by Steve1961
      Most recent by LanceHeal
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    • User: "ihogman"

      New Name

      When being wheeled into the OR to have my right testicle removed the nurses and everyone were trying to keep things light. When they got me into the OR I told them that after the procedure they would …
      107 views
      15 comments
      0 point
      Started by ihogman
      Most recent by Redakameth
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    • User: "stayingcalm"

      Things you probably shouldn't say to a cancer patient

      Great article from Christopher Hitchens from Vanity Fair
      116 views
      18 comments
      0 point
      Started by stayingcalm
      Most recent by Liver cancer
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    • User: "sheepfarmer"

      I was abducted by an alien spaceship

      I had a radical hysterectomy for uterine cancer (endometriod) and after receiving my surgical report and my cancer staging report, I found out it was so large it was like I was 4 1/2 months pregnant i…
      241 views
      0 point
      Started by sheepfarmer
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    • User: "Ladymonk"

      Coping via gallows humor...

      When I was in my fourth year of treatment for Stave IV endometrial cancer, my eldest son became engaged to a sweet young gal who lived a couple of hundred miles from us. The first weekend she came to …
      357 views
      25 comments
      0 point
      Started by Ladymonk
      Most recent by cruzany
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    • User: "Dmoore1118"

      Post Gastrectomy Diet

      My wife has has had a "J" tube for feeding for the past 20 months. This was the way of helping her past the removal of her entire stomach due to adenocarcenoma. That system has failed and she has had …
      40 views
      0 point
      Started by Dmoore1118
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    • User: "JayAur"

      Trust your tailor!

      Guy goes to his MD, “Doc, i’m having terrible headaches.” Doctor gives him prescription strength Ibuprofen and come back in 2 weeks. Two weeks pass, ”Doc, i’m still having terrible headaches.” Doctor …
      35 views
      1 points
      Started by JayAur
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    • User: "KimDee"

      No Hair but tempted to go into a hair salon...

      ... take off my hat, point to my bald head and ask, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN DO WITH THIS? In the last few weeks, I keep seeing salons and I want to walk in and ask this question. (I just showed this…
      41 views
      7 comments
      0 point
      Started by KimDee
      Most recent by ConnieSW
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    • User: "Lisa Q"

      Fun with Hair Loss

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKeSqMNkvRk&feature=g-upl
      385 views
      11 comments
      0 point
      Started by Lisa Q
      Most recent by JerzyGrrl
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    • User: "Froggy32"

      Bet my husband made.

      my late husband had testicular cancer in 1982. He had the right one removed and didn't have to have anything else done. One night he and my brother were at a bar and drinking and joking around with so…
      36 views
      0 point
      Started by Froggy32
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    • User: "Helen321"

      Forget diet and exercise, I lost 10 pounds the easy way!

      You too can lose the weight, unsightly cancer cells getting you down, sign up now to have them surgically removed! Choose rectal cancer and real food will be a thing of the past! You'll never want to …
      203 views
      22 comments
      0 point
      Started by Helen321
      Most recent by SlowGardener
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    • User: "anne_janevret"

      Hello!

      Hello everyone! I just signed up.. I can't find any introduction board... I hope it's ok to post here. I am glad to be a part of this forum community.. :)
      3 views
      0 point
      Started by anne_janevret
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    • User: "CSN_Anne"

      Private Message Spam

      Hello everyone, Thank you to all of you who have alerted us to the PM spamming from earlier today. I apologize for the inconvenience. While we do have securities in place, we are not always able to ca…
      1 views
      0 point
      Started by CSN_Anne
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    • User: "AKAngel"

      Good clean jokes....

      Comment or add your own to the mix.....I've found some on the web, so clean ones are out there. To Be Six Again George was a thoughtful husband after all these years. He wanted to give his wife someth…
      244 views
      5 comments
      0 point
      Started by AKAngel
      Most recent by Janet2016
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    • User: "hannajw"

      Hi

      Howdy everyone.
      29 views
      1 comments
      0 point
      Started by hannajw
      Most recent by nathann
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    • User: "AKAngel"

      They don't mean to be funny, but they are

      With medications, comes room for funny things to come out of the mouths of the ones we care for most....they don't mean to be funny, but they are. I try not to laugh when they are said, but bring them…
      200 views
      34 comments
      0 point
      Started by AKAngel
      Most recent by lightray
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    • User: "jjboychicago"

      What my kids say

      Dad, stop yelling at us you'll get cancer again.
      16 views
      1 comments
      0 point
      Started by jjboychicago
      Most recent by jorola
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    • User: "Helen321"

      things you should never say to a cancer patient continued . .

      you should never say to a colorectal patient . . can I take your jacket and bag? buh dum dum
      37 views
      3 comments
      0 point
      Started by Helen321
      Most recent by Pecs
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    • User: "PhillieG"

      Diarrhea

      "Diarrhea is like the Jazz of bowel movements" Someone said this the other day. I thought it was hilarious...
      114 views
      10 comments
      0 point
      Started by PhillieG
      Most recent by Pecs
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    • User: "swinginpoet"

      Uplifting/inspirational story of my best friend, a young aspiring writer with cancer who manages to

      Hi there. My best friend was diagnosed with cancer four weeks ago. It's a very aggressive form of Lymphoma, but they caught it early and started chemo right away and so far he has been responding surp…
      95 views
      2 comments
      0 point
      Started by swinginpoet
      Most recent by PrescottPaul
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    • User: "CSN_Kim"

      Private Message Spam

      Hello everyone, Thank you to those who've alerted us to the PM spamming from earlier today and sincerely apologize for the inconvenience. While we have security measures in place, we can't prevent all…
      12 views
      1 comments
      0 point
      Started by CSN_Kim
      Most recent by hbedford
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