I was abducted by an alien spaceship

sheepfarmer

I had a radical hysterectomy for uterine cancer (endometriod) and after receiving my surgical report and my cancer staging report, I found out it was so large it was like I was 4 1/2 months pregnant in size. I told my friend who quickly said, "Oh, you didn't have cancer, you were taken up in the mother ship and impregnated. You had an alien baby by cisarian!"