New Name

ihogman
ihogman Member Posts: 1
edited March 2014 in Humor #1
When being wheeled into the OR to have my right testicle removed the nurses and everyone were trying to keep things light.

When they got me into the OR I told them that after the procedure they would have to call me by my new Chinese name "One Hung Low". They got quite a chuckle over that.

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  • kikiz
    kikiz Member Posts: 94
    #2
    Just read this. My son was
    Just read this. My son was born with only one and now he wants to be called that.
  • Hondo
    Hondo Member Posts: 6,636 Member
    #3
    hogman
    Thanks I needed that
  • Skiffin16
    Skiffin16 Member Posts: 8,305 Member
    #4
    Hung Chow
    Could always be worse, LOL....

    Stay positive and keep up the fight.

    Best,
    John
  • soccerfreaks
    soccerfreaks Member Posts: 2,788 Member
    #5
    Skiffin16 said:

    Hung Chow
    Could always be worse, LOL....

    Stay positive and keep up the fight.

    Best,
    John

    Okay
    THAT is funny roflmao!

    Take care,

    Joe
  • Phoenix10
    Phoenix10 Member Posts: 47 Member
    #6
    Funny
    That's funny. I know someone who had testicular cancer and lost one too....to lighten things up,we say "uniball!"
  • Hondo
    Hondo Member Posts: 6,636 Member
    #7
    Phoenix10 said:

    Funny
    That's funny. I know someone who had testicular cancer and lost one too....to lighten things up,we say "uniball!"

    Uniball
    I guess we can’t help but laugh at these things being we are all in the same boat.
    But I got to say I like this one

    Hondo
  • soccerfreaks
    soccerfreaks Member Posts: 2,788 Member
    #8
    Phoenix10 said:

    Funny
    That's funny. I know someone who had testicular cancer and lost one too....to lighten things up,we say "uniball!"

    unibal
    There was a guy in here at one time (from western Canada, if I remember correctly) who had that name, although I believe with just one L.

    Take care,

    Joe
  • AnneBehymer
    AnneBehymer Member Posts: 738 Member
    #9
    soccerfreaks said:

    unibal
    There was a guy in here at one time (from western Canada, if I remember correctly) who had that name, although I believe with just one L.

    Take care,

    Joe

    tooooooooooooooo funny

    tooooooooooooooo funny
  • zorica-zoey
    zorica-zoey Member Posts: 7
    #10
    wooooww lol
    this realy made me "pee my pants "lol ..
  • shinning_like_me
    shinning_like_me Member Posts: 23
    #11
    Good One

    hahahhaha

  • Hondo
    Hondo Member Posts: 6,636 Member
    #12
    One hunglow

     

    I seen that one somewhere but can’t remember where, oh well here it is anyway.

     

    Tim

     

  • eclc
    eclc Member Posts: 18
    edited August 2016 #13
    MY CHINESE NAME

    Very funny.  I too adopted a chinese name when I underwent a pnuemonectomy (removal of entire lung) 19 years ago for lung cancer.  My chinese name (and my hotmail address) is ONELUNGTOO.  The treatment for that lung cancer has caused Stage IV Esophageal Cancer which is what I'm wrestling with nowadays.  I've been trying to come up with a new 'handle' for myself but haven't had any luck.  About the only thing I came up with was ECLC for Esophageal Cancer/Lung Cancer.  I guess I'm not as quick and witty as I once was.

    onelungtoo

  • nathann
    nathann Member Posts: 4
    edited December 2016 #14
    Be positive, stay cool, and

    Be positive, stay cool, and take care !!

  • Kamushka
    Kamushka Member Posts: 22 Member
    edited February 2017 #15
    When my husband battled

    When my husband battled rectal cancer and had to have an eliostomy we named the bag Ollie because it was such a big part of the family for over a year! Now that I am battling uterine cancer I named my port "Porter" although I should have named him Waldo because half the time the nurses can't find him or he doesn't want to perform and that is usually the first hour or so of my chemo! 

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