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Funny/Lame cancer experience
I just joined CSN about a week ago- her'e a sort of funny story from the blog I've started on CSN: My wife walked out on me in the middle of my treatment for prostate cancer (that's not funny!) She was suppose to be my ride to/from the hospital for two different day surgery seed implants. I had my ex (prior wife) take me…
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Private Message Spam
Hello everyone, Thank you to those who've alerted us to the spamming from earlier today, and we sincerely apologize for the inconvenience. While we have security measures in place, we can't prevent all spam. We are currently working on measures to try and block this. If you received a message, please do not respond or…
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Discussion Board and Chat Spam
Hello everyone, Thank you to those who've alerted us to the spamming from earlier today and we sincerely apologize for the inconvenience. While we have security measures in place, we can't prevent all spam. We are currently working on measures to try and block this kind of discussion board and chat spamming. If you…
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Private Message Spam
Hello everyone, Some of you know that we have had previous problems with a particularly tenacious scammer named sarah, and unfortunately she has struck again. While we have security measures in place, we can't prevent all spam. We are currently working on measures to try and block this kind of private message spamming. If…
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hair hair hair - nowhere
the other day i was going on a trip and i forgot that i lost all my hair and i start looking for my hair brush -so sudunly one tought comes to mind - OOO WHO CARES I WILL WALK WITH MY HAIR UN DONE :)and then i remember ...ooooooo i dont have any hair and start laughfing the other one was i forgot to cancel my waxing…
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Chemo inspired joke.
Xeloda and being a dentist gave me pretty bad muscle spasms in my back and heat was very good for it. Now that I'm getting more 5-FU I figured I'll invest in an Electric Heating Pad. So I went to the medical supply store and the sales man presented me with two products. He said: "This is a German product it's $189, but it…
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Cancer joke
An older man goes to the doctor, and the doc tells him, "well, I've got bad news and worse news".. The man says " jeez what's the bad news?" Doc says "you have cancer". The man says" oh no, what's the WORSE news?!" The doc says " I'm sorry to say you have Alzheimers". The man says " well, at least I don't have cancer"..…
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Forrest Gump
FORREST GUMP GOES TO HEAVEN The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates , met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, And Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, 'Well, Forrest, It is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell…
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Laughter is good medicine
As the techs were locking my mask to the table (head and neck cancer) one said this is tight, the other tech responded with, this is the way I like them, tight. I could not stop laughing! I asked him if that meant that he would take the next treatment for me!
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medical expenses
does your insurance cover this?? A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead. The…
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Bald. The funny side
i'm writing a blog, with humor, on a crappy situation. http://chemobiyatch.blogspot.com please follow and enjoy.
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Bald. The funny side
i'm writing a blog, with humor, on a crappy situation. http://chemobiyatch.blogspot.com please follow and enjoy.
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looking forward to 1st chemo
Discussing the possible side effects and costs of upcoming chemo treatment for my husband, my girlfriend remarks, "Oughtta just put him on intravenous heroin; he'll like it better and it's cheaper." I almost wet my pants, so did my husband when I relayed the message. We refer to it often these days. (we don't use illegal…
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Facebook for cancer
How many folks have a Facebook page? I have fighting this cancer battle for quite some time. (my story is on my profile) and of all this time, I have done a poor job at reaching out to others affected by my same disease. Stupid, right? I have an over-all positve outlook, but I always seem to fall into this "no one gets it"…
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+ Does this remind you of prednisone? ☺
I've been researching old TV commercials and came across this rather odd toy, the "Swing Wing". It's only a minute long. Tell me this doesn't remind you of prednisone ☺. "Swing Wing" Hope it makes you laugh. Jim
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**Happy Birthday December member*** :D:D:D:D
Fat free, healthy diabetic 5 tier cake... your fav. flavors, several tables loaded with your gifts, tables loaded with healthy, cancer curing, refreshments, games, lots of rock'n music!!!! Mine.. locomotion, dazz, Atomic dog,.... strobs lights... as I am dancing!!!! join me!!! :D :D:D.... whose next?????
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New Car
The son goes to his father and says he would like a new car, that all of his friends have one. The father says that if he brings up his grades, reads his bible and cuts his hair that he would get him a car. "Let's check the grades in nine weeks," the father says. The nine weeks go by and the son comes to the father to…
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Easy Button
Good thing there isn't an "Easy Button" for cancer....everyone would want to have it!!!!
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8 Bone Marrow Biopsies
Who can beat that # . I think its 8 or maybe 9.
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MEET HERBIE...
This lump on the side of my neck is so big, I decided to give it a name. Herbie, it is. I'm wondering if they can tattoo a tiny 53 on my neck when it's time to start radiation treatments?
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What Happened?
I get this a lot because I walk with a limp. No, I didn't sprain my ankle. Do you see a wrap or cast?! I'm so tired of having to answer this question after 20 years. People are compassionate but sometimes need to refrain from the obvious. I use to say, "no, I walk with a limp," but their responses are so sad and then they…
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someone please help me figure this out! lol.
okay so i have some pictures that i would like to share and i need help posting them in a discussion. i have to print them by tomorrow so that i can finish the present for my dad. can someone please help me! Thanks, Shannon
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If you love somone
If You Love Someone . . . Shakespeare: if you love someone, Set her free .... If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, here's the poison, suicide yourself for her. Optimist: If you love someone, Set her free .... Don't worry, she will come back. Suspicious: If you love someone, Set her free .... If she ever…
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ALL CSN PEOPLE READ!!!
Hello everyone. I was talking to a couple other today on chat about setting up an event where we all can meet. I was thinking meet in Omaha Nebraska at the zoo. It is in the middle of the country. It is easy to find. The zoo is very family oriented (obviously). We can bring out families if we want or not. It doesn’t matter…
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Happy Halloween!
LITTLE ORPHANT ANNIE by: James Whitcomb Riley (1849-1916) INSCRIBED WITH ALL FAITH AND AFFECTION To all the little children: -- The happy ones; and sad ones; The sober and the silent ones; the boisterous and glad ones; The good ones -- Yes, the good ones, too; and all the lovely bad ones. LITTLE Orphant Annie's come to our…
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Here we go!
Some of you guys may have to use a little personal restraint with this board. Remember our site usage terms and conditions before racing to CSN with the latest off-color joke to hit your inbox. ;-) If you have a funny cancer story, please feel free to share it here! Greta Your friendly CSN staff
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Thank you...
My 70-year-old, very caucasian mother just changed doctors and was very happy with her new treatment. She told him, "Dr. Rashid, Thank you for coming to America." He responded, "You're a nice lady." My family got a good laugh out of this one! You see she's new to the whole ethnic diverse communities, etc. etc. She has a…
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Woo Hoo! Benign!!!
Just sharing my good news here. This week I had another cancer scare after finding a cyst in a MRI/mammogram scan. Very scary after beating cancer 18 years ago and being high risk for breast cancer after the radiation I received. The results were benign! Sending a big THANK YOU to my prayer team! Love you! Enjoying another…
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not really humor but...
I know its not really humor but When I was told I had thyroid cancer I was told many things "it is a good cancer" "you won the cancer lottery" "if i could have a cancer that would be the one I would choose" "well at least it isnt a bad cancer" I know each and every cancer has its good and bad points but all those quotes…
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xkcd said it best
ok found one based on breast cancer but it is the best comic i have found related to cancer http://xkcd.com/931/