Cancer joke
Mrsbourceforce
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An older man goes to the doctor, and the doc tells him, "well, I've got bad news and worse news".. The man says " jeez what's the bad news?" Doc says "you have cancer". The man says" oh no, what's the WORSE news?!" The doc says " I'm sorry to say you have Alzheimers". The man says " well, at least I don't have cancer".. Bud ump bum
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Totally wrong and totally funny! I laughed out loud when I read this. Thanks.
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Good One MRS BOURCE FORCE
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