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New Car

cbstevens
cbstevens CSN Member Posts: 1
edited March 2014 in Humor #1
The son goes to his father and says he would like a new car, that all of his friends have one. The father says that if he brings up his grades, reads his bible and cuts his hair that he would get him a car. "Let's check the grades in nine weeks," the father says. The nine weeks go by and the son comes to the father to discuss the car again: "Dad, I've brought up my grades and read my bible every day. May I have a car now?" The father says, "What about the haircut?" The son replies, "Abraham, David and Jesus all had long hair!" The father replies, "Yes, and they walked everywhere they went!"

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