CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES OVER THE HOLIDAYS

Sher43009
Sher43009 Member Posts: 602 Member
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES OVER THE HOLIDAYS

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Oprah show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr. Oz proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.'

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Tequila, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now!

Pass this on if you know anyone you think might be in need of inner peace.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!

Comments

  • Calleen
    Calleen Member Posts: 411
    ha
    haahahaha... I like it!! I'm fixing to leave for work.. think I'll go look and see what I need to finish before I leave!!!!
  • Myshell
    Myshell Member Posts: 31
    Calleen said:

    ha
    haahahaha... I like it!! I'm fixing to leave for work.. think I'll go look and see what I need to finish before I leave!!!!

    lololololol....love it..I'm
    lololololol....love it..I'm going to get to some unfinished "projects" today!
  • susie09
    susie09 Member Posts: 2,930
    Myshell said:

    lololololol....love it..I'm
    lololololol....love it..I'm going to get to some unfinished "projects" today!

    LOL!
    This is so funny! Thanks!

    ♠♣ Susie ♠♣
  • Ritzy
    Ritzy Member Posts: 4,381 Member
    susie09 said:

    LOL!
    This is so funny! Thanks!

    ♠♣ Susie ♠♣

    Love this!
    This is hilarious!

    Sue :)
  • natly15
    natly15 Member Posts: 1,941
    Thanks for all your
    Thanks for all your wonderful advice especially the zinfandel. Happy Holidays!
  • survivorbc09
    survivorbc09 Member Posts: 4,374 Member
    natly15 said:

    Thanks for all your
    Thanks for all your wonderful advice especially the zinfandel. Happy Holidays!

    Hear Hear! Thanks for the
    Hear Hear! Thanks for the big chuckle I just got reading this!

    HUGS and Happy Holidays!
  • chickad52
    chickad52 Member Posts: 497
    Thank You
    for sharing that advice, it's so funny. We need to laugh!! Hugs, Diane
  • Angie2U
    Angie2U Member Posts: 2,991
    chickad52 said:

    Thank You
    for sharing that advice, it's so funny. We need to laugh!! Hugs, Diane

    HEHE
    I am following your advice! Thanks!

    Angie
  • lovelylola
    lovelylola Member Posts: 279
    Oh Goody!!
    I'm on furlough Friday and don't have to go anywhere. I've got 3/4's carton Rocky Road ice cream, 1/5 a bottle of vodka, 1/2 bottle of Bloody Mary mix, a bag of chips, and some cookies. I'm not quite sure about the "inner peace and calm" since I'll probably have a tummy ache combined with a hangover. Everyone have a good weekend. Lola
  • Noel
    Noel Member Posts: 3,095 Member

    Oh Goody!!
    I'm on furlough Friday and don't have to go anywhere. I've got 3/4's carton Rocky Road ice cream, 1/5 a bottle of vodka, 1/2 bottle of Bloody Mary mix, a bag of chips, and some cookies. I'm not quite sure about the "inner peace and calm" since I'll probably have a tummy ache combined with a hangover. Everyone have a good weekend. Lola

    Cheers!
    I need inner peace and I need to start lining up the booze! lol

    This was very funny and I loved it! Thank you!


    ♥ Noel
  • Alexis F
    Alexis F Member Posts: 3,598
    Noel said:

    Cheers!
    I need inner peace and I need to start lining up the booze! lol

    This was very funny and I loved it! Thank you!


    ♥ Noel

    I love a laugh on here!
    HAHA! Love this!

    Lex♥
  • Kylez
    Kylez Member Posts: 3,761 Member
    Calleen said:

    ha
    haahahaha... I like it!! I'm fixing to leave for work.. think I'll go look and see what I need to finish before I leave!!!!

    ROFLMAO!

    ROFLMAO!
  • DianeBC
    DianeBC Member Posts: 3,881 Member
    Alexis F said:

    I love a laugh on here!
    HAHA! Love this!

    Lex♥

    lol
    I was expecting something else when I saw this title. This is funny and I love it!

    Thank you for sharing info on how we can find inner peace.

    Now, pass the bottle please. lol


    Hugs, Diane ♥
  • mlmjt1
    mlmjt1 Member Posts: 537
    Hi Sher`
    Thanks for the laugh...I am so tired today just glad to have a reason to smile

    Thanks again
    Hugs
    Linda T
  • shortscake
    shortscake Member Posts: 228
    thanks
    thanks i need that.lol
  • Sher43009
    Sher43009 Member Posts: 602 Member

    thanks
    thanks i need that.lol

    Laugh
    So glad everyone is enjoying this. A good friend sent it to me and I laughed so hard I had to send it on.