CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES OVER THE HOLIDAYS
Sher43009
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CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES OVER THE HOLIDAYS
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Oprah show, you too can find inner peace.
Dr. Oz proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.'
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Tequila, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now!
Pass this on if you know anyone you think might be in need of inner peace.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Oprah show, you too can find inner peace.
Dr. Oz proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.'
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Tequila, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now!
Pass this on if you know anyone you think might be in need of inner peace.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!
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Hear Hear! Thanks for thenatly15 said:Thanks for all your
Thanks for all your wonderful advice especially the zinfandel. Happy Holidays!
Hear Hear! Thanks for the big chuckle I just got reading this!
HUGS and Happy Holidays!0 -
Oh Goody!!
I'm on furlough Friday and don't have to go anywhere. I've got 3/4's carton Rocky Road ice cream, 1/5 a bottle of vodka, 1/2 bottle of Bloody Mary mix, a bag of chips, and some cookies. I'm not quite sure about the "inner peace and calm" since I'll probably have a tummy ache combined with a hangover. Everyone have a good weekend. Lola0 -
Cheers!lovelylola said:Oh Goody!!
I'm on furlough Friday and don't have to go anywhere. I've got 3/4's carton Rocky Road ice cream, 1/5 a bottle of vodka, 1/2 bottle of Bloody Mary mix, a bag of chips, and some cookies. I'm not quite sure about the "inner peace and calm" since I'll probably have a tummy ache combined with a hangover. Everyone have a good weekend. Lola
I need inner peace and I need to start lining up the booze! lol
This was very funny and I loved it! Thank you!
♥ Noel0 -
thanks
thanks i need that.lol0 -
Laughshortscake said:thanks
thanks i need that.lol
So glad everyone is enjoying this. A good friend sent it to me and I laughed so hard I had to send it on.0
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