CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES OVER THE HOLIDAYS

Sher43009

CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES OVER THE HOLIDAYS

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Oprah show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr. Oz proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.'

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Tequila, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now!

Pass this on if you know anyone you think might be in need of inner peace.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!

Calleen

ha
haahahaha... I like it!! I'm fixing to leave for work.. think I'll go look and see what I need to finish before I leave!!!!

Myshell

Calleen said:

ha
haahahaha... I like it!! I'm fixing to leave for work.. think I'll go look and see what I need to finish before I leave!!!!

lololololol....love it..I'm
lololololol....love it..I'm going to get to some unfinished "projects" today!

susie09

Myshell said:

lololololol....love it..I'm
lololololol....love it..I'm going to get to some unfinished "projects" today!

LOL!
This is so funny! Thanks!

♠♣ Susie ♠♣

Ritzy

susie09 said:

LOL!
This is so funny! Thanks!

♠♣ Susie ♠♣

Love this!
This is hilarious!

Sue

natly15

Thanks for all your
Thanks for all your wonderful advice especially the zinfandel. Happy Holidays!

survivorbc09

natly15 said:

Thanks for all your
Thanks for all your wonderful advice especially the zinfandel. Happy Holidays!

Hear Hear! Thanks for the
Hear Hear! Thanks for the big chuckle I just got reading this!

HUGS and Happy Holidays!

chickad52

Thank You
for sharing that advice, it's so funny. We need to laugh!! Hugs, Diane

Angie2U

chickad52 said:

Thank You
for sharing that advice, it's so funny. We need to laugh!! Hugs, Diane

HEHE
I am following your advice! Thanks!

Angie

lovelylola

Oh Goody!!
I'm on furlough Friday and don't have to go anywhere. I've got 3/4's carton Rocky Road ice cream, 1/5 a bottle of vodka, 1/2 bottle of Bloody Mary mix, a bag of chips, and some cookies. I'm not quite sure about the "inner peace and calm" since I'll probably have a tummy ache combined with a hangover. Everyone have a good weekend. Lola

Noel

lovelylola said:

Oh Goody!!
I'm on furlough Friday and don't have to go anywhere. I've got 3/4's carton Rocky Road ice cream, 1/5 a bottle of vodka, 1/2 bottle of Bloody Mary mix, a bag of chips, and some cookies. I'm not quite sure about the "inner peace and calm" since I'll probably have a tummy ache combined with a hangover. Everyone have a good weekend. Lola

Cheers!
I need inner peace and I need to start lining up the booze! lol

This was very funny and I loved it! Thank you!


♥ Noel

Alexis F

Noel said:

Cheers!
I need inner peace and I need to start lining up the booze! lol

This was very funny and I loved it! Thank you!


♥ Noel

I love a laugh on here!
HAHA! Love this!

Lex♥

Kylez

Calleen said:

ha
haahahaha... I like it!! I'm fixing to leave for work.. think I'll go look and see what I need to finish before I leave!!!!

ROFLMAO!

ROFLMAO!

DianeBC

Alexis F said:

I love a laugh on here!
HAHA! Love this!

Lex♥

lol
I was expecting something else when I saw this title. This is funny and I love it!

Thank you for sharing info on how we can find inner peace.

Now, pass the bottle please. lol


Hugs, Diane ♥

mlmjt1

Hi Sher`
Thanks for the laugh...I am so tired today just glad to have a reason to smile

Thanks again
Hugs
Linda T

shortscake

thanks
thanks i need that.lol

Sher43009

shortscake said:

thanks
thanks i need that.lol

Laugh
So glad everyone is enjoying this. A good friend sent it to me and I laughed so hard I had to send it on.