OK...up til Christmas lets keep this Holiday cheer going ......

Buzzard · December 2009

Lets start a Christmas season poem....funny serious anyway ya wanna go with it...It needs to be fairly clean as not to upset anyone here..It needs to be a one liner for each poetic entrance...Type as many times as ya want to but only one line at a time...Lets see how funny this can get....I'll start....as usual the old standby one liner.......

Twas the night before Christmas.....

KATE58 · December 2009

THE MALLS HAD JUST CLOSED,

THE MALLS HAD JUST CLOSED,

cbcardb12 · December 2009

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THE MALLS HAD JUST CLOSED,

THE MALLS HAD JUST CLOSED,

And all through the house...
the children were on overload!

Unknown · December 2009

cbcardb12 said:
And all through the house...
the children were on overload!

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johnnybegood · December 2009

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over
the fireplace

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tootsie1 · December 2009

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trinkets
I put little trinkets and candy in there.

*hugs*
Gail

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usakat · December 2009

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And with a Ho and Ha Santa Gave a Big Laugh
.

amcp · December 2009

usakat said:
And with a Ho and Ha Santa Gave a Big Laugh
.

AND HOPE HIS COLOSTOMY DIDN'T PASS GAS
NO OFFENSE INTENDED...
AMCP

Unknown · December 2009

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AND HOPE HIS COLOSTOMY DIDN'T PASS GAS
NO OFFENSE INTENDED...
AMCP

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usakat · December 2009

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But HO HO HO his bag it did belch
.

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Nana b · December 2009

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ooopsy, ooopsy....
with a slight blush, he hugged Raquel Welch....

pokismom · December 2009

Nana b said:
ooopsy, ooopsy....
with a slight blush, he hugged Raquel Welch....

And up the chimney went Santa and his bag
Hoping his pants would not hit a snag!

pokismom · December 2009

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And up the chimney went Santa and his bag
Hoping his pants would not hit a snag!

Oops, sorry guys I wrote two lines......

( messed up)

PhillieG · December 2009

pokismom said:
And up the chimney went Santa and his bag
Hoping his pants would not hit a snag!

The gifts that he left were all such a hit
but very unfortunately, they were covered with....

GRIT

Shayenne · December 2009

PhillieG said:
The gifts that he left were all such a hit
but very unfortunately, they were covered with....

GRIT

When he walked back...
and stepped in dog SH#T....

dianetavegia · December 2009

.............
Dancer, Prancer and Rudolph were laughing
at Santa who slipped and slid half down the roof.....

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OK...up til Christmas lets keep this Holiday cheer going ......

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