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OK...up til Christmas lets keep this Holiday cheer going ......

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Lets start a Christmas season poem....funny serious anyway ya wanna go with it...It needs to be fairly clean as not to upset anyone here..It needs to be a one liner for each poetic entrance...Type as many times as ya want to but only one line at a time...Lets see how funny this can get....I'll start....as usual the old standby one liner.......

Twas the night before Christmas.....

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THE MALLS HAD JUST CLOSED,

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the children were on overload!

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the fireplace

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I put little trinkets and candy in there.

*hugs*
Gail

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NO OFFENSE INTENDED...
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with a slight blush, he hugged Raquel Welch....

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Hoping his pants would not hit a snag!

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:( ( messed up)

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but very unfortunately, they were covered with....

GRIT

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and stepped in dog SH#T....

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Dancer, Prancer and Rudolph were laughing
at Santa who slipped and slid half down the roof.....

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hung on real tight not trying to fall

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slid through the window and left a trail down the hall.

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He could have been heard to say 'This stinks, Y'all!' But Santa's no quitter so he got back to his sled...........

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had chemo brain and wondered if the reindeers had even been fed....

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Now where were those cookies he'd hid in his sled?

He wondered and pondered this a bit. Could it be that he only had fruitcake ...........

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(I almost wet myself I laugh so hard about the colostomy passing gas....GREAT post!)

Hugs, Kathi

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"Why can't these kids leave me a warm, juicy steak!"

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he looked at his list because he forgot where he was at

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the man with the red hat,

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the red hat he wore, as his hair was not there...

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He did not want to scare!

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he felt so uncool....

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snorted when he saw the ugly stuff

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...man, I've not smelled worse since I lived in the rough!

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The kids, they'll have fear!

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and Rudolph so true....

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deliver all the stuff, so the kids wont be blue

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So Away Flew The Sleight
With Santa and Deer

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Rear!

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As he brushed and washed and cleaned his red suits

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learned to play Jingle Bells with his ostomy toots!

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The Night Was So Foggy
But with Rufolph's Glow
From the Scans that he'd Had From Head to Toe.....

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PET and the CT's have caused such a ruckus.

( I dare someone to make a ryhme with ruckus, keep it clean!! LOL)

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and those wild 'shrooms that called out 'Come pluck us'.... Ole Santa was high and shinning from scans.......

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saw all those kids and had such big plans

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on this almighty flight again to fly over by candle light. What great gifts I will surprise you with on this new night.

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No reason to fight!!

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...Santa thought, I must make this flight right! Old Saint Nick started thinking and puzzling his head....

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soon realized that the very best gift is the gift of NED.

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