OK...up til Christmas lets keep this Holiday cheer going ......

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  • PamPam2
    PamPam2 Member Posts: 370 Member
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    Kathleen808 said:

    we must get back on that red sleigh oh St Nick
    we must get back on that red sleigh of St Nick

    And Don't Be
    And Don't Be Afraid of Feeling Too Sick,

    Cause According to Doctor Old Jolly Saint Nick.....
  • pokismom
    pokismom Member Posts: 153
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    PamPam2 said:

    And Don't Be
    And Don't Be Afraid of Feeling Too Sick,

    Cause According to Doctor Old Jolly Saint Nick.....

    How did ole Dancer use the phone???
    " shut up" don't ask Prancer said with a moan!
  • khl8
    khl8 Member Posts: 807
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    pokismom said:

    How did ole Dancer use the phone???
    " shut up" don't ask Prancer said with a moan!

    Vixen
    Vixen chimed in and threw Dancer under the bus, stating he has a voice recognition phone and thinks he is better than us....
  • SandyL
    SandyL Member Posts: 218
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    khl8 said:

    Vixen
    Vixen chimed in and threw Dancer under the bus, stating he has a voice recognition phone and thinks he is better than us....

    but Rudolphs the one with
    but Rudolphs the one with the red nose and makes nary a fuss...
  • khl8
    khl8 Member Posts: 807
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    SandyL said:

    but Rudolphs the one with
    but Rudolphs the one with the red nose and makes nary a fuss...

    Because
    Because without him, Santa would be driving a bus!
  • johnnybegood
    johnnybegood Member Posts: 1,117 Member
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    khl8 said:

    Because
    Because without him, Santa would be driving a bus!

    off Dancer,Prancer and Rudolph
    too we have got to go or the kids will boo hoo!!!
  • CanadaSue
    CanadaSue Member Posts: 339 Member
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    johnnybegood said:

    off Dancer,Prancer and Rudolph
    too we have got to go or the kids will boo hoo!!!

    OH OH
    But first a stop at the loo......
  • johnnybegood
    johnnybegood Member Posts: 1,117 Member
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    CanadaSue said:

    OH OH
    But first a stop at the loo......

    no no
    time to stop at the loo.remember the incident of the poo?
  • dianetavegia
    dianetavegia Member Posts: 1,942 Member
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    ..........
    So Santa pulled out some Depends from his pocket and said to the reindeer 'No fussing! Now stop it!'
  • khl8
    khl8 Member Posts: 807
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    dianetavegia said:

    ..........
    So Santa pulled out some Depends from his pocket and said to the reindeer 'No fussing! Now stop it!'

    ...
    Cause without the depends, you would have a bag and then you might pop it!

    ( back to the ostomy bag again)
  • dianetavegia
    dianetavegia Member Posts: 1,942 Member
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    .................
    Old Saint Nick was cranky and ready for his ride. He called to his team saying....
  • khl8
    khl8 Member Posts: 807
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    dianetavegia said:

    .................
    Old Saint Nick was cranky and ready for his ride. He called to his team saying....

    On
    on Dasher, On Dancer, on Prnacer, On Vixen, On Comet, On Cupid, On Donner, and Blitzen,
  • dianetavegia
    dianetavegia Member Posts: 1,942 Member
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    .................
    'Let's get to the job or your butts I'll be kickin', said Santa whose jolly done got up and went ........
  • johnnybegood
    johnnybegood Member Posts: 1,117 Member
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    dianetavegia said:

    .................
    'Let's get to the job or your butts I'll be kickin', said Santa whose jolly done got up and went ........

    because
    after all the doctor bills all of santas money had been spent
  • khl8
    khl8 Member Posts: 807
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    johnnybegood said:

    because
    after all the doctor bills all of santas money had been spent

    So
    So he turned to his elves and said "you better get crakin"............
  • dianetavegia
    dianetavegia Member Posts: 1,942 Member
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    ............
    Santa grabbed the reins, began to yankin.... and then noticed a spaceship hoovering ahead!
  • daydreamer110761
    daydreamer110761 Member Posts: 487 Member
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    dianetavegia said:

    ............
    Santa grabbed the reins, began to yankin.... and then noticed a spaceship hoovering ahead!

    martians...
    running to it and screaming "kids you all must get to bed!"
  • mommyof2kds
    mommyof2kds Member Posts: 519
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    daydreamer110761 said:

    martians...
    running to it and screaming "kids you all must get to bed!"

    Santa
    oh santa is on the way, no poop will get in his way. LOL
  • coloCan
    coloCan Member Posts: 1,944 Member
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    mommyof2kds said:

    Santa
    oh santa is on the way, no poop will get in his way. LOL

    With a new bag to carry his load,
    and a vent so it won;t explode.......
  • Nana b
    Nana b Member Posts: 3,030 Member
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    coloCan said:

    With a new bag to carry his load,
    and a vent so it won;t explode.......

    Oh, oh
    Santa didn't expect Rudolph to jump and shout.....I can fly, I can fly and down he came on the bag, that went kapooooof. Santa with his nose in the air, exclaimed, "who had the donuts!"

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