OK...up til Christmas lets keep this Holiday cheer going ......

Buzzard
Buzzard Member Posts: 3,043 Member
edited March 2014 in Colorectal Cancer #1
Lets start a Christmas season poem....funny serious anyway ya wanna go with it...It needs to be fairly clean as not to upset anyone here..It needs to be a one liner for each poetic entrance...Type as many times as ya want to but only one line at a time...Lets see how funny this can get....I'll start....as usual the old standby one liner.......

Twas the night before Christmas.....
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  • KATE58
    KATE58 Member Posts: 299
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    THE MALLS HAD JUST CLOSED,

    THE MALLS HAD JUST CLOSED,
  • cbcardb12
    cbcardb12 Member Posts: 84
    #3
    KATE58 said:

    THE MALLS HAD JUST CLOSED,

    THE MALLS HAD JUST CLOSED,

    And all through the house...
    the children were on overload!
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    cbcardb12 said:

    And all through the house...
    the children were on overload!

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  • johnnybegood
    johnnybegood Member Posts: 1,117 Member
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    unknown said:

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    over
    the fireplace
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  • tootsie1
    tootsie1 Member Posts: 5,044 Member
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    unknown said:

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    trinkets
    I put little trinkets and candy in there.



    *hugs*
    Gail
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  • usakat
    usakat Member Posts: 610 Member
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    unknown said:

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    And with a Ho and Ha Santa Gave a Big Laugh
    .
  • amcp
    amcp Member Posts: 251 Member
    #12
    usakat said:

    And with a Ho and Ha Santa Gave a Big Laugh
    .

    AND HOPE HIS COLOSTOMY DIDN'T PASS GAS
    NO OFFENSE INTENDED...
    AMCP
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    amcp said:

    AND HOPE HIS COLOSTOMY DIDN'T PASS GAS
    NO OFFENSE INTENDED...
    AMCP

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  • usakat
    usakat Member Posts: 610 Member
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    But HO HO HO his bag it did belch
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  • Nana b
    Nana b Member Posts: 3,030 Member
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    ooopsy, ooopsy....
    with a slight blush, he hugged Raquel Welch....
  • pokismom
    pokismom Member Posts: 153
    #17
    Nana b said:

    ooopsy, ooopsy....
    with a slight blush, he hugged Raquel Welch....

    And up the chimney went Santa and his bag
    Hoping his pants would not hit a snag!
  • pokismom
    pokismom Member Posts: 153
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    pokismom said:

    And up the chimney went Santa and his bag
    Hoping his pants would not hit a snag!

    Oops, sorry guys I wrote two lines......
    :( ( messed up)
  • PhillieG
    PhillieG Member Posts: 4,866 Member
    #19
    pokismom said:

    And up the chimney went Santa and his bag
    Hoping his pants would not hit a snag!

    The gifts that he left were all such a hit
    but very unfortunately, they were covered with....




    GRIT
  • Shayenne
    Shayenne Member Posts: 2,342
    #20
    PhillieG said:

    The gifts that he left were all such a hit
    but very unfortunately, they were covered with....




    GRIT

    When he walked back...
    and stepped in dog SH#T....
  • dianetavegia
    dianetavegia Member Posts: 1,942 Member
    #21
    .............
    Dancer, Prancer and Rudolph were laughing
    at Santa who slipped and slid half down the roof.....

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