we need a LAUGH.....

pinkflutterby
pinkflutterby Member Posts: 615 Member
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
Sweet Tea


A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.


Doctor: "What happened?"




Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home
drunk he beats me to a pulp."



Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk,
just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish
but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."




Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.




Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk,
I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"




Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

Comments

  • mollyz
    mollyz Member Posts: 756 Member
    #2
    Nice
    I couldn't figure that one out until the end, thanks i really needed that thanks. MollyZ
  • RE
    RE Member Posts: 4,591 Member
    #3
    :-)
    I was perplexed as well, thanks for the laugh!

    RE
  • Different Ballgame
    Different Ballgame Member Posts: 868
    #4
    It is a good one
    I thought of something different and did not expect the ending. It is a good one.

    Hugs,
    Janelle
  • Pinkpower
    Pinkpower Member Posts: 437
    #5
    too funny, thanks for that,
    too funny, thanks for that, we sure needed it.
  • survivorbc09
    survivorbc09 Member Posts: 4,374 Member
    #6
    RE said:

    :-)
    I was perplexed as well, thanks for the laugh!

    RE

    LOL! Thanks for the laugh.
    LOL! Thanks for the laugh.
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    #7
    Pinkpower said:

    too funny, thanks for that,
    too funny, thanks for that, we sure needed it.

    Thank you for the good laugh .. and smile
    needed it today ...


    Vicki Sam
  • Angie2U
    Angie2U Member Posts: 2,991
    #8
    VickiSam said:

    Thank you for the good laugh .. and smile
    needed it today ...


    Vicki Sam

    Uh oh. LOL Thanks for the
    Uh oh. LOL Thanks for the smile!

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