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pinkflutterby
pinkflutterby CSN Member Posts: 615 Member
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
Sweet Tea


A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.


Doctor: "What happened?"




Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home
drunk he beats me to a pulp."



Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk,
just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish
but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."




Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.




Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk,
I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"




Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

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