The Balloon---OK I laughed and you will too

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it, as he's liable to break some-thing, but the boy continues.

"Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going to break something."

He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping center. Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom left for the store...

He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he leaves it.

Mom comes in and while putting away the groceries gets the urge, A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes.

When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing. She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor.

The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.

When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and poop is every where. On him, the walls, etc.

"Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.

He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the first time I've ever actually seen a fart!"

You're laughing aren't you.... I know you are!!!

Comments

  • survives
    survives Member Posts: 254 Member
    Yes, I am!!!
    Tooooooooooo funny!
  • fauxma
    fauxma Member Posts: 3,577 Member
    survives said:

    Yes, I am!!!
    Tooooooooooo funny!

    That is so, so funny. You
    That is so, so funny. You brighten the day with your funnies.
  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
    Thanks, Margo, another
    Thanks, Margo, another zinger!!
  • creampuff91344
    creampuff91344 Member Posts: 988
    MyTurnNow said:

    Thanks, Margo, another
    Thanks, Margo, another zinger!!

    OMG!`
    Yes, I did laugh......loud enough that my husband bolted down the stairs to make sure I was okay. That is funny! Thanks, Margo, for the smile for my day. Hugs, Judy
  • KathiM
    KathiM Member Posts: 8,028 Member
    As a former colorectal cancer patient....
    Yes, I'm laughing sooooooo hard....can I post it on the other board???? PLEEEEEEZEEEE???

    Hugs, Kathi
  • Jean 0609
    Jean 0609 Member Posts: 2,462
    This is too funny!
    Thanks Margo for the laugh today. Hugs, Jean
  • Marcia527
    Marcia527 Member Posts: 2,729
    Yes that was funny but the
    Yes that was funny but the part about the doctor making a house call was pretty funny too!
  • Scotch Freckles
    Scotch Freckles Member Posts: 273 Member
    AHAHAHAHAHAH
    Oh that's disgusting, I can't wait too share it, O.K.?
  • carkris
    carkris Member Posts: 4,553 Member

    AHAHAHAHAHAH
    Oh that's disgusting, I can't wait too share it, O.K.?

    yes I did laugh. really
    yes I did laugh. really funny! Not a CR survivor but have had plenty of issues with the nether regions including surgery last february. Reminds me of the effects of chemo when I though Oh my what hath God Wrought???????????????? (so glad that s over)
  • Texasgirl10
    Texasgirl10 Member Posts: 668
    carkris said:

    yes I did laugh. really
    yes I did laugh. really funny! Not a CR survivor but have had plenty of issues with the nether regions including surgery last february. Reminds me of the effects of chemo when I though Oh my what hath God Wrought???????????????? (so glad that s over)

    I'm laughing
    Hahaha your right, I'm laughing! And I needed that laugh after the day I've had. Thanks
  • tommaseena
    tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
    KathiM said:

    As a former colorectal cancer patient....
    Yes, I'm laughing sooooooo hard....can I post it on the other board???? PLEEEEEEZEEEE???

    Hugs, Kathi

    Sure Kathi
    Sure Kathi--Post it on the other board--that is fine.
    Margo
  • warrrior3
    warrrior3 Member Posts: 92
    Yes, I'm laughing
    and smiling. It's a great way to start the day! Thanks.