The Balloon---OK I laughed and you will too
"Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going to break something."
He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping center. Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom left for the store...
He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he leaves it.
Mom comes in and while putting away the groceries gets the urge, A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes.
When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing. She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor.
The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.
When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and poop is every where. On him, the walls, etc.
"Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.
He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the first time I've ever actually seen a fart!"
You're laughing aren't you.... I know you are!!!
Comments
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OMG!`MyTurnNow said:Thanks, Margo, another
Thanks, Margo, another zinger!!
Yes, I did laugh......loud enough that my husband bolted down the stairs to make sure I was okay. That is funny! Thanks, Margo, for the smile for my day. Hugs, Judy0 -
AHAHAHAHAHAH
Oh that's disgusting, I can't wait too share it, O.K.?0 -
yes I did laugh. reallyScotch Freckles said:AHAHAHAHAHAH
Oh that's disgusting, I can't wait too share it, O.K.?
yes I did laugh. really funny! Not a CR survivor but have had plenty of issues with the nether regions including surgery last february. Reminds me of the effects of chemo when I though Oh my what hath God Wrought???????????????? (so glad that s over)0 -
I'm laughingcarkris said:yes I did laugh. really
yes I did laugh. really funny! Not a CR survivor but have had plenty of issues with the nether regions including surgery last february. Reminds me of the effects of chemo when I though Oh my what hath God Wrought???????????????? (so glad that s over)
Hahaha your right, I'm laughing! And I needed that laugh after the day I've had. Thanks0 -
Sure KathiKathiM said:As a former colorectal cancer patient....
Yes, I'm laughing sooooooo hard....can I post it on the other board???? PLEEEEEEZEEEE???
Hugs, Kathi
Sure Kathi--Post it on the other board--that is fine.
Margo0
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