Your HA HA for today!

susie09
susie09 Member Posts: 2,930
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but, the reception was excellent!

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but, don't start anything".

3. A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

4. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, " Does this taste funny to you?".

5. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, " I was artificially inseminated this morning". " I don't believe you", says Dolly. "It's true; no bull", exclaims Daisy.

6. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

7. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

I thought these were cute, hope you do too! ♠♣ Susie ♠♣

Comments

  • Cat64
    Cat64 Member Posts: 1,192
    #2
    Thanks
    Susie! Love 'em! :-)
    ♥ Cat
  • Stace_aka_Pollyanna
    Stace_aka_Pollyanna Member Posts: 78
    #3
    Cat64 said:

    Thanks
    Susie! Love 'em! :-)
    ♥ Cat

    Thx for the grin Sus!!
    Happy Monday :)
    Blessings and Hugs,
    Stace
  • Megan M
    Megan M Member Posts: 3,000
    #4
    Cat64 said:

    Thanks
    Susie! Love 'em! :-)
    ♥ Cat

    These are all funny Susie!
    These are all funny Susie! I especially laughed at the cannibal one. Thank you!




    Hugs, Megan
  • Ritzy
    Ritzy Member Posts: 4,381 Member
    #5
    Megan M said:

    These are all funny Susie!
    These are all funny Susie! I especially laughed at the cannibal one. Thank you!




    Hugs, Megan

    LOL!
    What else can I say? Thanks for the laugh!


    Sue :)
  • survivorbc09
    survivorbc09 Member Posts: 4,374 Member
    #6
    Cat64 said:

    Thanks
    Susie! Love 'em! :-)
    ♥ Cat

    HAHA!
    Thanks, Jan
  • susie09
    susie09 Member Posts: 2,930
    #7
    survivorbc09 said:

    HAHA!
    Thanks, Jan

    Makes me happy that I made
    Makes me happy that I made you laugh and smile today!

    ♠♣ Susie ♠♣
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    #8
    susie09 said:

    Makes me happy that I made
    Makes me happy that I made you laugh and smile today!

    ♠♣ Susie ♠♣

    Thanks .... HA
    Vicki Sam
  • kya911
    kya911 Member Posts: 157
    #9
    VickiSam said:

    Thanks .... HA
    Vicki Sam

    Thank you for the chuckles.
    Thank you for the chuckles. :0)
  • Marsha Mulvey
    Marsha Mulvey Member Posts: 597 Member
    #10
    kya911 said:

    Thank you for the chuckles.
    Thank you for the chuckles. :0)

    tee-hee
    Very cute, thanks!
    Marsha
  • DianeBC
    DianeBC Member Posts: 3,881 Member
    #11
    kya911 said:

    Thank you for the chuckles.
    Thank you for the chuckles. :0)

    Very funny ha ha's Susie!
    Very funny ha ha's Susie! Thanks!


    Hugs, Diane
  • DebbyM
    DebbyM Member Posts: 3,289 Member
    #12
    kya911 said:

    Thank you for the chuckles.
    Thank you for the chuckles. :0)

    You made me smile! Thanks!

    You made me smile! Thanks!
  • chenheart
    chenheart Member Posts: 5,159
    #13
    Still smiling a day later~
    Still smiling a day later~ thanks so much!

    Hugs and giggles,
    Chen♥
  • fauxma
    fauxma Member Posts: 3,577 Member
    #14
    chenheart said:

    Still smiling a day later~
    Still smiling a day later~ thanks so much!

    Hugs and giggles,
    Chen♥

    I missed these yesterday.
    I missed these yesterday. Glad I found them. Very funny.
  • Angie2U
    Angie2U Member Posts: 2,991
    #15
    fauxma said:

    I missed these yesterday.
    I missed these yesterday. Glad I found them. Very funny.

    Funny! Thank you for the ha
    Funny! Thank you for the ha ha's Susie!

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