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Your HA HA for today!

susie09
susie09 CSN Member Posts: 2,930
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but, the reception was excellent!

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but, don't start anything".

3. A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

4. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, " Does this taste funny to you?".

5. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, " I was artificially inseminated this morning". " I don't believe you", says Dolly. "It's true; no bull", exclaims Daisy.

6. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

7. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

I thought these were cute, hope you do too! ♠♣ Susie ♠♣
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