A Blonde's Year in Review

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!

March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....
Box said '2-4 years!'

April
Trapped on escalator for hours ...
Power went out!!!

May
Tried to make Kool Aid.....wrong instructions....
8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June
Tried to go water skiing........
Couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....
Learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm......
Car swamped because soft-top was open.

September
The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???

October
Hate M & M's.....
They are so hard to peel.

November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ....
Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December
Couldn't call 911.
'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!

Comments

  • beetle25
    beetle25 Member Posts: 150 Member
    #2
    ROFLMBO - that is way to
    ROFLMBO - that is way to funny thank you for posting
  • carriesoup
    carriesoup Member Posts: 144
    #3
    hahaha. love it!

    hahaha. love it!
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    #4
    carriesoup said:

    hahaha. love it!

    hahaha. love it!

    LMAO .. Still laughing ...
    Margo .. you are the BEST!


    Vicki Sam
  • meena1
    meena1 Member Posts: 1,003
    #5
    VickiSam said:

    LMAO .. Still laughing ...
    Margo .. you are the BEST!


    Vicki Sam

    hahahaha...still loving your
    hahahaha...still loving your jokes. Missed you while you were gone
  • tommaseena
    tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
    #6
    meena1 said:

    hahahaha...still loving your
    hahahaha...still loving your jokes. Missed you while you were gone

    Missed
    Missed you all as well.

    I'm glad that the jokes can bring a smile to some people.

    Hugs to all,
    Margo
  • CypressCynthia
    CypressCynthia Member Posts: 4,014 Member
    #7
    Thank you, thank you. We
    Thank you, thank you. We all needed a laugh today. The jigsaw puzzle one just cracked me up and I burst out laughing. Laughter is so healing, you are a blessing to us all!

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