A Blonde's Year in Review

tommaseena

January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!

March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....
Box said '2-4 years!'

April
Trapped on escalator for hours ...
Power went out!!!

May
Tried to make Kool Aid.....wrong instructions....
8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June
Tried to go water skiing........
Couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....
Learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm......
Car swamped because soft-top was open.

September
The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???

October
Hate M & M's.....
They are so hard to peel.

November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ....
Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December
Couldn't call 911.
'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!

beetle25

ROFLMBO - that is way to
ROFLMBO - that is way to funny thank you for posting

carriesoup

hahaha. love it!

hahaha. love it!

VickiSam

carriesoup said:

hahaha. love it!

hahaha. love it!

LMAO .. Still laughing ...
Margo .. you are the BEST!


Vicki Sam

meena1

VickiSam said:

LMAO .. Still laughing ...
Margo .. you are the BEST!


Vicki Sam

hahahaha...still loving your
hahahaha...still loving your jokes. Missed you while you were gone

tommaseena

meena1 said:

hahahaha...still loving your
hahahaha...still loving your jokes. Missed you while you were gone

Missed
Missed you all as well.

I'm glad that the jokes can bring a smile to some people.

Hugs to all,
Margo

CypressCynthia

Thank you, thank you. We
Thank you, thank you. We all needed a laugh today. The jigsaw puzzle one just cracked me up and I burst out laughing. Laughter is so healing, you are a blessing to us all!