named my damn bag
I am going to have a lot of fun with noise that thing makes. The only problem I am having now is the dog wants to lick the damn thing. Mine is high above my belt line and hangs out over my pants. Then my pull over shirt covers it. Works fine for dumping as I can just kneel by the john and dump. I can live with the shart bucket for 90 days.
Kerry
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Hey Buddy..........Jaylo969 said:Hey Kerry
My resected colon "Larry" says to tell that shart bucket "Hi"
Sounds like you are doing well and I am so glad you are back!!!
Take care and keep the dog off of "sharty".
-Pat
If you can find an old halter top that one of your nurse friends may have left layin around (just kiddin) they serve as a good thing to put on while ya sleep and it keeps the bag in place. Its not to tight so that it can do its thing but not so loose to where it will let it slide around.......Glad your home, Buzz0 -
Welcome Home
Glad you got home safe and sound (I wasn't meaning your sanity, just your body on the sound part), what a good friend you had to bring you home.
Um, the name you gave your bag is, um, well, hmmm, well, uh, okay... "different" to say the least.
Glad your home Kerry.
Winter Marie0 -
Welcome Home Kerry!herdizziness said:Welcome Home
Glad you got home safe and sound (I wasn't meaning your sanity, just your body on the sound part), what a good friend you had to bring you home.
Um, the name you gave your bag is, um, well, hmmm, well, uh, okay... "different" to say the least.
Glad your home Kerry.
Winter Marie
Glad
Welcome Home Kerry!
Glad that you are out of the hospital! Somehow, I think you really are going to have fun with the noises the bag makes!!
Kathy0 -
Named mine
Leaky Sac-o Sheet. I'm so glad everything went well and youre back home to give us a ray of sunshine!!! LOL
Brooks0 -
ili monster
kerry, mine was ili monster, but fortunately ili died last wednesday and now i am left with the flaming hole.
sounds like a vaction spot on one of the hawian islands, you know the center of the valcano,
oh well you to will know this joy in 90 days.
Best enjoy the bag and it convinience for now.
Winnie,0 -
Kerry and WinnieWinneyPooh said:ili monster
kerry, mine was ili monster, but fortunately ili died last wednesday and now i am left with the flaming hole.
sounds like a vaction spot on one of the hawian islands, you know the center of the valcano,
oh well you to will know this joy in 90 days.
Best enjoy the bag and it convinience for now.
Winnie,
The two of you just crack me up! I hated my bag, and i don't mean to scare you guys, but my 90 day ileostomy turned into 15 months! By that time, i had a good size stricture, and to this day have not been able to properly train my bowels (reversal was in May of 2009). I didn't name my bag. I hated it too much. Ileostomies are no fun.0 -
i love your sense of humor we have no choice
im now 41years old a 9year colonrectal cancer survivor, i got my cancer at age 30 and with 2tumors in my rectum/colon area. took 25treatments of radiation,9months of 5-fu chemo and had 5operations, 2 different colostomies/stomas.the 1st. colostomy was put in a bad area,so in nov.2004 had a divertingloop put on, then in aug.2006 done a 7hour re-site of stoma, now its doing fine. my big problem is bone loss from the radiation, i lost my teeth at age 34, i have osteoporosis,sciatica,scoliosis,arthritis,degeneration in my bones my spine is awful in my 5th lumbar disc its halfway gone down thinned out. are you having any late term effects from your treatments?0
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