Only if you want a laugh....
jackiejhm
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Thought I'd pass this one on- hope you enjoy!xoxo, Jackie
She is angry at you
Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs. Silver said to her son, "Timmy, would you go next door and see how old Mrs. Kirkland is?"
A few minutes later, Timmy returned.
"Well," asked Mrs. Silver, "is she all right?"
"She's fine, except that she's angry at you."
"At me?" the woman exclaimed. "Whatever for?"
"She said 'It's none of your business how old she is,'" snickered Timmy.
She is angry at you
Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs. Silver said to her son, "Timmy, would you go next door and see how old Mrs. Kirkland is?"
A few minutes later, Timmy returned.
"Well," asked Mrs. Silver, "is she all right?"
"She's fine, except that she's angry at you."
"At me?" the woman exclaimed. "Whatever for?"
"She said 'It's none of your business how old she is,'" snickered Timmy.
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Can't take the creditcahjah75 said:LOL
Edie, so funny, I laughed out loud :-) We need jokes to keep us grounded.....
Char
Can't take the credit my daughter sent it to me. I also got a huge laugh out that one. I will continue sharing all I come across. We could all use a little humor on our lives!
Prayers, Hugs, Kisses and Laughs,
Edie0 -
Enjoyed ... thank you for sharingcookie97 said:Can't take the credit
Can't take the credit my daughter sent it to me. I also got a huge laugh out that one. I will continue sharing all I come across. We could all use a little humor on our lives!
Prayers, Hugs, Kisses and Laughs,
Edie
LOL .. with a smile on my face.
Vicki Sam0 -
Husband is turning 60. Wife buys him a lamp for his birthday. HeVickiSam said:Enjoyed ... thank you for sharing
LOL .. with a smile on my face.
Vicki Sam
opens it and poof...out comes a genie...."you have one wish...use it wisely", the genie says. The husband replies, one wish, I thought I got three....anyway...he ponders for some time..and smugly says..."I want a wife, 20 years younger than I" and the genie says (Poof) you are now 80 years old.0 -
LMAO kakie!kakie said:Husband is turning 60. Wife buys him a lamp for his birthday. He
opens it and poof...out comes a genie...."you have one wish...use it wisely", the genie says. The husband replies, one wish, I thought I got three....anyway...he ponders for some time..and smugly says..."I want a wife, 20 years younger than I" and the genie says (Poof) you are now 80 years old.
Good one!!!!0
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