Only if you want a laugh....

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jackiejhm
jackiejhm Member Posts: 169
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
Thought I'd pass this one on- hope you enjoy!xoxo, Jackie

She is angry at you
Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs. Silver said to her son, "Timmy, would you go next door and see how old Mrs. Kirkland is?"

A few minutes later, Timmy returned.

"Well," asked Mrs. Silver, "is she all right?"

"She's fine, except that she's angry at you."

"At me?" the woman exclaimed. "Whatever for?"

"She said 'It's none of your business how old she is,'" snickered Timmy.

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  • Alexis F
    Alexis F Member Posts: 3,598
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    I love it! Thanks!


    &#9825Lex♥
  • cookie97
    cookie97 Member Posts: 200
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    Alexis F said:

    ☻
    I love it! Thanks!


    &#9825Lex♥

    Love it!
    Try this one!
    I have PMS and a GPS........Which means......I am a _itch and I will find you!!!


    Edie
  • meena1
    meena1 Member Posts: 1,003
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    cookie97 said:

    Love it!
    Try this one!
    I have PMS and a GPS........Which means......I am a _itch and I will find you!!!


    Edie

    i love it!! i miss the jokes

    i love it!! i miss the jokes
  • Ritzy
    Ritzy Member Posts: 4,381 Member
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    meena1 said:

    i love it!! i miss the jokes

    i love it!! i miss the jokes

    Ok
    I am LMAO! Love the jokes here!


    Sue :)
  • cahjah75
    cahjah75 Member Posts: 2,631
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    cookie97 said:

    Love it!
    Try this one!
    I have PMS and a GPS........Which means......I am a _itch and I will find you!!!


    Edie

    LOL
    Edie, so funny, I laughed out loud :-) We need jokes to keep us grounded.....
    Char
  • cookie97
    cookie97 Member Posts: 200
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    cahjah75 said:

    LOL
    Edie, so funny, I laughed out loud :-) We need jokes to keep us grounded.....
    Char

    Can't take the credit
    Can't take the credit my daughter sent it to me. I also got a huge laugh out that one. I will continue sharing all I come across. We could all use a little humor on our lives!

    Prayers, Hugs, Kisses and Laughs,
    Edie
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
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    cookie97 said:

    Can't take the credit
    Can't take the credit my daughter sent it to me. I also got a huge laugh out that one. I will continue sharing all I come across. We could all use a little humor on our lives!

    Prayers, Hugs, Kisses and Laughs,
    Edie

    Enjoyed ... thank you for sharing
    LOL .. with a smile on my face.

    Vicki Sam
  • Angie2U
    Angie2U Member Posts: 2,991
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    VickiSam said:

    Enjoyed ... thank you for sharing
    LOL .. with a smile on my face.

    Vicki Sam

    LOL! Very funny!
    Hugs,
    LOL! Very funny!


    Hugs, Angie
  • kakie
    kakie Member Posts: 38
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    VickiSam said:

    Enjoyed ... thank you for sharing
    LOL .. with a smile on my face.

    Vicki Sam

    Husband is turning 60. Wife buys him a lamp for his birthday. He
    opens it and poof...out comes a genie...."you have one wish...use it wisely", the genie says. The husband replies, one wish, I thought I got three....anyway...he ponders for some time..and smugly says..."I want a wife, 20 years younger than I" and the genie says (Poof) you are now 80 years old.
  • jackiejhm
    jackiejhm Member Posts: 169
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    kakie said:

    Husband is turning 60. Wife buys him a lamp for his birthday. He
    opens it and poof...out comes a genie...."you have one wish...use it wisely", the genie says. The husband replies, one wish, I thought I got three....anyway...he ponders for some time..and smugly says..."I want a wife, 20 years younger than I" and the genie says (Poof) you are now 80 years old.

    LMAO kakie!
    Good one!!!!
  • jackiejhm
    jackiejhm Member Posts: 169
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    cookie97 said:

    Love it!
    Try this one!
    I have PMS and a GPS........Which means......I am a _itch and I will find you!!!


    Edie

    Good one!
    Pms and GPS....Bwhahahahahahah!

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