I can still laugh in the face of fright...I hope you can too!
Hypnotism at the Senior Center
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you all into a trance - I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. The polished metal gleamed in the light.
Claude the hypnotist said: 'I want you each to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations.'
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch.'
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light shimmering off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.
Crap!!!!said the Hypnotist.
It took 3 1/2 days to clean up the Senior Center.
Comments
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OK, I'm a little slow
At first I thought it took 3 1/2 days to clean up the shattered watch....
But I finally got it, and did laugh out loud!!!
Thanks for sharing Chenheart!0 -
lolcindycflynn said:OK, I'm a little slow
At first I thought it took 3 1/2 days to clean up the shattered watch....
But I finally got it, and did laugh out loud!!!
Thanks for sharing Chenheart!
Oh how ive missed your words of wisdom and jokes!!! That was great. Thanks for the laugh
laura0 -
You're not slow, Cindy...cindycflynn said:OK, I'm a little slow
At first I thought it took 3 1/2 days to clean up the shattered watch....
But I finally got it, and did laugh out loud!!!
Thanks for sharing Chenheart!
You're just still busy trying to stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time!
(I am, too, which is how I know! :-)
Traci0 -
Too funny. Thanks for the
Too funny. Thanks for the HaHa.
Hugs
Donna0 -
hey I was in a grumpy moodBlownAway60 said:Too funny. Thanks for the
Too funny. Thanks for the HaHa.
Hugs
Donna
hey I was in a grumpy mood and it made me laugh although it took me a minute to get it!0 -
LOL .. Pretty Funny ...Rague said:I'm joke challenged
Nobody in my family ever tries to tell me a joke - I never 'get' them. Same thing this time - I must have read it at least 25 times before i finally 'got' it completely. LOL NOW
Thank you for sharing ..
Vicki0
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