I can still laugh in the face of fright...I hope you can too!

chenheart
chenheart Member Posts: 5,159 Member
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
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Hypnotism at the Senior Center

It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you all into a trance - I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'



The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. The polished metal gleamed in the light.


Claude the hypnotist said: 'I want you each to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations.'


He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch.'



The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light shimmering off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.



Crap!!!!said the Hypnotist.



It took 3 1/2 days to clean up the Senior Center.

Comments

  • KayNYC
    KayNYC Member Posts: 495 Member
    #2
    LOL, I love it
    Thanks for the laugh Claudia. Laughing is excellent medicine and very therapeutic. We can all benefit from regular laughs.
    Hugs, K
  • heidijez
    heidijez Member Posts: 441
    #3
    laughing out loud ; )
    good one!
  • dottie68
    dottie68 Member Posts: 31
    #4
    I didn't expect that ending,
    I didn't expect that ending, laughed so hard woke husband up
    Dottie 68
  • cindycflynn
    cindycflynn Member Posts: 1,132 Member
    #5
    OK, I'm a little slow
    At first I thought it took 3 1/2 days to clean up the shattered watch....

    But I finally got it, and did laugh out loud!!!

    Thanks for sharing Chenheart!
  • jk1952
    jk1952 Member Posts: 613
    #6
    dottie68 said:

    I didn't expect that ending,
    I didn't expect that ending, laughed so hard woke husband up
    Dottie 68

    I have to admit that it took

    I have to admit that it took me a minute to 'get' this joke. Then, I burst out laughing. Thanks for the chuckle, Claudia!

    Joyce
  • lolad
    lolad Member Posts: 670
    #7
    cindycflynn said:

    OK, I'm a little slow
    At first I thought it took 3 1/2 days to clean up the shattered watch....

    But I finally got it, and did laugh out loud!!!

    Thanks for sharing Chenheart!

    lol
    Oh how ive missed your words of wisdom and jokes!!! That was great. Thanks for the laugh

    laura
  • TraciInLA
    TraciInLA Member Posts: 1,994 Member
    #8
    cindycflynn said:

    OK, I'm a little slow
    At first I thought it took 3 1/2 days to clean up the shattered watch....

    But I finally got it, and did laugh out loud!!!

    Thanks for sharing Chenheart!

    You're not slow, Cindy...
    You're just still busy trying to stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time!

    (I am, too, which is how I know! :-)

    Traci
  • Kimosabe
    Kimosabe Member Posts: 43
    #9
    Love it! Thanks.

    Love it! Thanks.
  • BlownAway60
    BlownAway60 Member Posts: 851
    #10
    Too funny. Thanks for the
    Too funny. Thanks for the HaHa.

    Hugs

    Donna
  • carkris
    carkris Member Posts: 4,553 Member
    #11
    BlownAway60 said:

    Too funny. Thanks for the
    Too funny. Thanks for the HaHa.

    Hugs

    Donna

    hey I was in a grumpy mood
    hey I was in a grumpy mood and it made me laugh although it took me a minute to get it!
  • camsgram
    camsgram Member Posts: 106
    #12
    Thanks for the laugh!

    Thanks for the laugh!
  • chenheart
    chenheart Member Posts: 5,159 Member
    #13
    carkris said:

    hey I was in a grumpy mood
    hey I was in a grumpy mood and it made me laugh although it took me a minute to get it!

    Carkris,
    Mission
    Carkris,
    Mission accomplished if it helped relieve you of your grumpy mood! Glad to oblige! YAY

    Hugs,
    Chen♥
  • jo jo
    jo jo Member Posts: 1,175 Member
    #14
    camsgram said:

    Thanks for the laugh!

    Thanks for the laugh!

    That was awesome chen...i
    That was awesome chen...i look forward to these jokes! LMAO!
  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
    #15
    Chen, loved it!! Thanks for
    Chen, loved it!! Thanks for the perfect start to the day....laughter!!
  • Marcia527
    Marcia527 Member Posts: 2,729
    #16
    I told this joke to my guys
    I told this joke to my guys but I used another word instead of 'crap' and stopped and said "No she used crap". And finished the joke...they said I just blew the punch line. But they were laughing.
  • Rague
    Rague Member Posts: 3,653 Member
    #17
    I'm joke challenged
    Nobody in my family ever tries to tell me a joke - I never 'get' them. Same thing this time - I must have read it at least 25 times before i finally 'got' it completely. LOL NOW
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    #18
    Rague said:

    I'm joke challenged
    Nobody in my family ever tries to tell me a joke - I never 'get' them. Same thing this time - I must have read it at least 25 times before i finally 'got' it completely. LOL NOW

    LOL .. Pretty Funny ...
    Thank you for sharing ..


    Vicki

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