A lil more humor!!

Two blondes were going to Disneyland.
They were driving on the interstate when they saw the sign that said...Disney left.
They started crying and turned around and went home.

3 ladies in a sauna
3 women, 2 younger and one senior citizen were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her arm and the beeping stopped.
The others looked at her questionably "thats my pager," she said. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear.
When she finished, she explained, "that was my mobile phone...I have a microchip in my hand."
The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom...
She returned with a piece of toliet paper hanging from her rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The older woman finally said...well, will you look at that...im getting a fax!

A shot in the woods!
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.
He doesnt seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: I think my friend is dead! What can I do?
The operator says: "calm down, I can help. First, lets make sure hes dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "Ok, now what?"