A little humor for the day...fart football

Mike and Mary prepares to go to bed. They no sooner hit the pillow when ole Mike farts and says "seven points."
Mary rolls over and says, "what the heck was that?"
Mike replied, "its fart football."
A few minutes later Mary lets one go and says, "touch down, tie score!"
After about 5 minutes the ole Mike lets another one go and says, "aha, im ahead 14 to 7."
Not to be out done Mary lets out a little squeaker and says, "touch down, tie score!"
Five seconds go by and she lets out another little squeaker and says, "field goal, I lead 17 to 14."
Now the pressure is on the ole Mike. He refuses to get beat by Mary, so he strains real hard to no avail.
Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything hes got and accidently he actually craps in the bed.
Mary says, "what the heck was that?"
Ole Mike says, "half time, switch sides!"