A little humor for the day...fart football

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jo jo
jo jo Member Posts: 1,175
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
Mike and Mary prepares to go to bed. They no sooner hit the pillow when ole Mike farts and says "seven points."
Mary rolls over and says, "what the heck was that?"
Mike replied, "its fart football."
A few minutes later Mary lets one go and says, "touch down, tie score!"
After about 5 minutes the ole Mike lets another one go and says, "aha, im ahead 14 to 7."
Not to be out done Mary lets out a little squeaker and says, "touch down, tie score!"
Five seconds go by and she lets out another little squeaker and says, "field goal, I lead 17 to 14."
Now the pressure is on the ole Mike. He refuses to get beat by Mary, so he strains real hard to no avail.
Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything hes got and accidently he actually craps in the bed.
Mary says, "what the heck was that?"
Ole Mike says, "half time, switch sides!"

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  • DebbyM
    DebbyM Member Posts: 3,289 Member
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    HAHA!

    HAHA!
  • Skeezie
    Skeezie Member Posts: 586 Member
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    DebbyM said:

    HAHA!

    HAHA!

    :-)
    Love it!

    lol Judy :-)
  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
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    OMG, LOL. Thanks.

    OMG, LOL. Thanks.
  • Kylez
    Kylez Member Posts: 3,761 Member
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    MyTurnNow said:

    OMG, LOL. Thanks.

    OMG, LOL. Thanks.

    LMAO!
    Thanks!
    KYLEZ ♥

    LMAO!

    Thanks!



    KYLEZ ♥
  • 2Floridiansisters
    2Floridiansisters Member Posts: 384 Member
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    Kylez said:

    LMAO!
    Thanks!
    KYLEZ ♥

    LMAO!

    Thanks!



    KYLEZ ♥

    Hahahahahahaha
    gross

    good one!

    Love Ronda
  • Megan M
    Megan M Member Posts: 3,000
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    Hahahahahahaha
    gross

    good one!

    Love Ronda

    This is a riot! LOL!
    This is a riot! LOL!
  • Scotch Freckles
    Scotch Freckles Member Posts: 273 Member
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    Half TIME??
    No way, half time - switch sides. Bad call, shake the sheets and punt...hHAHAHAHAAH
  • Ritzy
    Ritzy Member Posts: 4,381 Member
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    Half TIME??
    No way, half time - switch sides. Bad call, shake the sheets and punt...hHAHAHAHAAH

    I am belly laughing here!
    I am belly laughing here! LOL


    Sue :)