Jesus is watching You

katie.bug
katie.bug Member Posts: 14
edited March 2014 in Humor #1
A criminal broke into a home and began looking around for things to steal. In the process he heard a voice that said "Jesus is watching you"

The thief turned around and saw a parrot. He asked "what did you say?"
The parrot replies "Jesus is watching you"
The thief says "oh and who are you?"
the parrot replies "I am moses"
the thief says "Now who would name a parrot moses?"
the parrot replies "the same people who named their rottweiler Jesus"

Comments

  • heidijez
    heidijez Member Posts: 441
    #2
    thanks, i needed to laugh
    thanks, i needed to laugh today and now i did ; )
  • kkkelley1
    kkkelley1 Member Posts: 22
    #3
    heidijez said:

    thanks, i needed to laugh
    thanks, i needed to laugh today and now i did ; )

    Laughing
    That was really cute. Laughing seems to be an amazing cure to many things. Thanks
    kim
  • Tina Blondek
    Tina Blondek Member Posts: 1,500 Member
    #4
    Thanks Katiebug! That was
    Thanks Katiebug! That was not only cute, but very funny!
    Tina
  • Hondo
    Hondo Member Posts: 6,636 Member
    #5
    Thanks Katie
    I was thinking that is what the thief said when he seen the Rottweiler
  • dixiegirl
    dixiegirl Member Posts: 1,043 Member
    #6
    Hondo said:

    Thanks Katie
    I was thinking that is what the thief said when he seen the Rottweiler

    I love it
    That was great...I love it!
  • KWeiser
    KWeiser Member Posts: 16
    #7
    I hate saying LOL, but I
    I hate saying LOL, but I did. Needed it too. Thanks!!

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