A Few New Year's Resolutions LOL
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I will no longer waste my time relieving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future.
I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses.
I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.
I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.
Assure my lawyer that I will never again show up drunk at a custody hearing.
I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly....
I will try to figure out why I *really* need nine e-mail addresses.
I will stop sending e-mails to my wife (husband).
I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.
I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
I will think of a password other than "password."
I will not tell the same story at every get together.
I won't worry so much.
I will cut my hair.
I will grow my hair.
I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits next to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!
I will be more imaginative.
I will not hang around girls - they think you love them and that sucks.
I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.
Resolutions You Would be Tempted to Keep...
For those who are scared of making resolutions here are some resolutions they would actually be tempted to keep!!
Spend more time watching TV / movies.
Chat more over phone / Internet.
Read less.
I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.
Stop exercising. Waste of time.
Procrastinate more.
Drink. Drink some more.
Start being superstitious.
Spend more less time at work.
Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
Take up a new habit: Maybe smoking!
I hope you enjoyed these! Happy New Year Everyone!
♠♣ Susie ♠♣
Comments
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FunnyDebbyM said:LOL
I promise I will think of a new password other than password! HAHA! I know people that use that. Thanks Susie!
Debby
I love these! Thanks!
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Susiesurvivorbc09 said:Funny
I love these! Thanks!
HUGS
Those were very good.
Susie
Those were very good. LOL
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I decided long ago to stop making New Year's resolutions, because they only lasted for a day or two anyway. I think it's best to see what changes I make in my life and then I can make that my resolution. It works and I feel soooo much better about myself that I actually made a "resolution" (be it after I made the "improvement" was done and often well into the new year) and I didn't have to undo something that I probably wouldn't have been able to keep doing anyway.Kylez said:Thanks for the laugh today Susie!
KYLEZ ♥
That's the advantage of getting older, you can make anything sound wise (and if it doesn't, people won't tend to say anything cuz they feel sorry for you) LOL.
That said, after some fantastic change happens in my life I'll key you in on what my New Year's Resolution is. okay? Get it "key you in"? haha Okay, it was a bad pun, I'll keep my day job.
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LOL!Marcia527 said:My resolution was to put
My resolution was to put away the Christmas stuff before I had to dust it. I put it all away today. Ok I confess. I made the resolution after I already put everything away. That's one way of making sure it gets done anyway.
Leeza
LOL!
Leeza0
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