OK...up til Christmas lets keep this Holiday cheer going ......

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  • johnnybegood
    johnnybegood Member Posts: 1,117 Member

    .............
    Dancer, Prancer and Rudolph were laughing
    at Santa who slipped and slid half down the roof.....

    as he
    hung on real tight not trying to fall
  • eric38
    eric38 Member Posts: 583

    as he
    hung on real tight not trying to fall

    slid through the window and
    slid through the window and left a trail down the hall.
  • dianetavegia
    dianetavegia Member Posts: 1,942 Member
    .............
    He could have been heard to say 'This stinks, Y'all!' But Santa's no quitter so he got back to his sled...........
  • johnnybegood
    johnnybegood Member Posts: 1,117 Member

    .............
    He could have been heard to say 'This stinks, Y'all!' But Santa's no quitter so he got back to his sled...........

    then
    had chemo brain and wondered if the reindeers had even been fed....
  • dianetavegia
    dianetavegia Member Posts: 1,942 Member
    ...........
    Now where were those cookies he'd hid in his sled?

    He wondered and pondered this a bit. Could it be that he only had fruitcake ...........
  • KathiM
    KathiM Member Posts: 8,028 Member

    ...........
    Now where were those cookies he'd hid in his sled?

    He wondered and pondered this a bit. Could it be that he only had fruitcake ...........

    And a terrible ROAR Rudolph did make....
    (I almost wet myself I laugh so hard about the colostomy passing gas....GREAT post!)

    Hugs, Kathi
  • usakat
    usakat Member Posts: 610 Member
    KathiM said:

    And a terrible ROAR Rudolph did make....
    (I almost wet myself I laugh so hard about the colostomy passing gas....GREAT post!)

    Hugs, Kathi

    When Santa screamed,
    "Why can't these kids leave me a warm, juicy steak!"
  • johnnybegood
    johnnybegood Member Posts: 1,117 Member
    usakat said:

    When Santa screamed,
    "Why can't these kids leave me a warm, juicy steak!"

    then
    he looked at his list because he forgot where he was at
  • coloCan
    coloCan Member Posts: 1,944 Member

    then
    he looked at his list because he forgot where he was at

    How flustered was he,
    the man with the red hat,
  • khl8
    khl8 Member Posts: 807
    coloCan said:

    How flustered was he,
    the man with the red hat,

    The hat
    the red hat he wore, as his hair was not there...
  • pokismom
    pokismom Member Posts: 153
    khl8 said:

    The hat
    the red hat he wore, as his hair was not there...

    For the children,
    He did not want to scare!
  • Buzzard
    Buzzard Member Posts: 3,043 Member
    pokismom said:

    For the children,
    He did not want to scare!

    So his red Santa suit all covered in stool.............
    ...
  • coloCan
    coloCan Member Posts: 1,944 Member
    Buzzard said:

    So his red Santa suit all covered in stool.............
    ...

    For his bag had burst,
    he felt so uncool....
  • johnnybegood
    johnnybegood Member Posts: 1,117 Member
    coloCan said:

    For his bag had burst,
    he felt so uncool....

    Rudolph
    snorted when he saw the ugly stuff
  • usakat
    usakat Member Posts: 610 Member

    Rudolph
    snorted when he saw the ugly stuff

    And said, ...
    ...man, I've not smelled worse since I lived in the rough!
  • lisa42
    lisa42 Member Posts: 3,625 Member
    usakat said:

    And said, ...
    ...man, I've not smelled worse since I lived in the rough!

    It's spreading no cheer
    The kids, they'll have fear!
  • coloCan
    coloCan Member Posts: 1,944 Member
    lisa42 said:

    It's spreading no cheer
    The kids, they'll have fear!

    So come Dancer and Prancer
    and Rudolph so true....
  • dorookie
    dorookie Member Posts: 1,731 Member
    coloCan said:

    So come Dancer and Prancer
    and Rudolph so true....

    We must We must
    deliver all the stuff, so the kids wont be blue
  • PamPam2
    PamPam2 Member Posts: 370 Member
    dorookie said:

    We must We must
    deliver all the stuff, so the kids wont be blue

    So Away Flew The
    So Away Flew The Sleight
    With Santa and Deer
  • pokismom
    pokismom Member Posts: 153
    PamPam2 said:

    So Away Flew The
    So Away Flew The Sleight
    With Santa and Deer

    But the smell stayed close by it was in the..........
    Rear!