Nervous Taxi Driver

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me." The frightened passenger, apologized to the driver, and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much. The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab.... I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."

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  • Tux
    Tux Member Posts: 544
    #2
    Thanks for a great laugh to
    Thanks for a great laugh to start my day!
  • Sher43009
    Sher43009 Member Posts: 602 Member
    #3
    OMG
    This is sooooo funny!!
    Thank you!!
  • KathiM
    KathiM Member Posts: 8,028 Member
    #4
    Thanks for the giggle!!!
    Hugs, Kathi
  • chenheart
    chenheart Member Posts: 5,159
    #5
    So so so Funny! I love that~
    So so so Funny! I love that~ great visual, I could see the tap on the shoulder! Hilarious!

    Hugs,
    C♥
  • mlmjt1
    mlmjt1 Member Posts: 537
    #6
    Hey Margo
    How do you come up with these....and at 5:11 in the morning???

    Thanks again for the good ones
    Hugs
    Linda T
  • newbiefromcananda
    newbiefromcananda Member Posts: 234
    #7
    mlmjt1 said:

    Hey Margo
    How do you come up with these....and at 5:11 in the morning???

    Thanks again for the good ones
    Hugs
    Linda T

    we need a joke of the day
    we need a joke of the day from you!!!! too funny thanks again ....lisa
  • Katz77
    Katz77 Member Posts: 598
    #8
    HE HE
    You always have wonderful jokes! Keep them coming.
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    #9
    Katz77 said:

    HE HE
    You always have wonderful jokes! Keep them coming.

    Tomassena .. Thank you so much
    for giving me a good laugh .. I always enjoy your postings, they make my day.

    Thank you for taking the time out of your busy day with Jake and work, to keep us all laughing and smiling.

    Your sister in PINK,

    VickiSam
  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
    #10
    As usual, too funny! Thanks
    As usual, too funny! Thanks for the many, many laughs.

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