Nervous Taxi Driver

tommaseena

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me." The frightened passenger, apologized to the driver, and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much. The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab.... I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."

Tux

Thanks for a great laugh to
Thanks for a great laugh to start my day!

Sher43009

OMG
This is sooooo funny!!
Thank you!!

KathiM

Thanks for the giggle!!!
Hugs, Kathi

chenheart

So so so Funny! I love that~
So so so Funny! I love that~ great visual, I could see the tap on the shoulder! Hilarious!

Hugs,
C♥

mlmjt1

Hey Margo
How do you come up with these....and at 5:11 in the morning???

Thanks again for the good ones
Hugs
Linda T

newbiefromcananda

mlmjt1 said:

Hey Margo
How do you come up with these....and at 5:11 in the morning???

Thanks again for the good ones
Hugs
Linda T

we need a joke of the day
we need a joke of the day from you!!!! too funny thanks again ....lisa

Katz77

HE HE
You always have wonderful jokes! Keep them coming.

VickiSam

Katz77 said:

HE HE
You always have wonderful jokes! Keep them coming.

Tomassena .. Thank you so much
for giving me a good laugh .. I always enjoy your postings, they make my day.

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy day with Jake and work, to keep us all laughing and smiling.

Your sister in PINK,

VickiSam

MyTurnNow

As usual, too funny! Thanks
As usual, too funny! Thanks for the many, many laughs.