Friday Riddle

nudgie
nudgie Member Posts: 1,478 Member
edited March 2014 in Colorectal Cancer #1
RIDDLE: A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

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  • PhillieG
    PhillieG Member Posts: 4,866 Member
    #2
    Because...
    Was it her ex-husband?
    I know I'd divorce her if she did all of that to ME!
  • usakat
    usakat Member Posts: 610 Member
    #3
    She is....
    ...a photographer.
  • PhillieG
    PhillieG Member Posts: 4,866 Member
    #4
    usakat said:

    She is....
    ...a photographer.

    Not sure about that Kat...
    If she were a photographer wouldn't she shoot him a bunch of times, take the flash card out of her camera and pop it into her computer where she would view the images, delete all of the crumby photos she shot, select the two that she likes and import them into a photo editing program, get rid of his "red eyes", touch up some of the wrinkles, make him look like he had less of a gut and bigger muscles, print it out THEN go to dinner?
  • Annabelle41415
    Annabelle41415 Member Posts: 6,742 Member
    #5
    PhillieG said:

    Not sure about that Kat...
    If she were a photographer wouldn't she shoot him a bunch of times, take the flash card out of her camera and pop it into her computer where she would view the images, delete all of the crumby photos she shot, select the two that she likes and import them into a photo editing program, get rid of his "red eyes", touch up some of the wrinkles, make him look like he had less of a gut and bigger muscles, print it out THEN go to dinner?

    Funny
    You are right Phil. It's not as simple as it used to be :)

    Kim
  • karguy
    karguy Member Posts: 1,020 Member
    #6
    Riddle
    The woman takes his picture,puts it in the solution for 5 minutes,then hangs it,the picture up to dry,then they go out for dinner.
  • PhillieG
    PhillieG Member Posts: 4,866 Member
    #7
    karguy said:

    Riddle
    The woman takes his picture,puts it in the solution for 5 minutes,then hangs it,the picture up to dry,then they go out for dinner.

    Puzzled
    I think Kat solved it.
    It's not how most of us do it anymore though
    ;-)

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