Friday Riddle

nudgie

RIDDLE: A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

PhillieG

Because...
Was it her ex-husband?
I know I'd divorce her if she did all of that to ME!

usakat

She is....
...a photographer.

PhillieG

usakat said:

She is....
...a photographer.

Not sure about that Kat...
If she were a photographer wouldn't she shoot him a bunch of times, take the flash card out of her camera and pop it into her computer where she would view the images, delete all of the crumby photos she shot, select the two that she likes and import them into a photo editing program, get rid of his "red eyes", touch up some of the wrinkles, make him look like he had less of a gut and bigger muscles, print it out THEN go to dinner?

Annabelle41415

PhillieG said:

Not sure about that Kat...
If she were a photographer wouldn't she shoot him a bunch of times, take the flash card out of her camera and pop it into her computer where she would view the images, delete all of the crumby photos she shot, select the two that she likes and import them into a photo editing program, get rid of his "red eyes", touch up some of the wrinkles, make him look like he had less of a gut and bigger muscles, print it out THEN go to dinner?

Funny
You are right Phil. It's not as simple as it used to be

Kim

karguy

Riddle
The woman takes his picture,puts it in the solution for 5 minutes,then hangs it,the picture up to dry,then they go out for dinner.

PhillieG

karguy said:

Riddle
The woman takes his picture,puts it in the solution for 5 minutes,then hangs it,the picture up to dry,then they go out for dinner.

Puzzled
I think Kat solved it.
It's not how most of us do it anymore though
;-)