A blonde with a fishing rod
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When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she heard a voice that said: "There are no fish in there".
So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again and told her there were no fish in there.
So she moves again, and the voice tells her there are no fish in there. So she looks up and sees an irritated man staring down at her.
"How do you know there are no fish there?" asks the blonde.
So the man cooly says "Well first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second of all, you're going to have to pay for those holes."
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Ok, OK, here's mine. A
Ok, OK, here's mine. A husband and wife went up to their mountain cabin for a long weekend. The wife really didn't like to fish, she just brought a book along and read while her husband fished. One morning her husband got up early before dawn to fish. She stayed back at the cabin. He came back around 8:00 am and climbed into bed. The wife decided it was a beautiful morning and took the small motor boat out herself. She ankered her boat and was proceeding to move his fishing equiptment out of the way. The park ranger came along in his boat, pulled up along side of the woman and said "Mame, where is your fishing license"? she said, "I don't have one, I'm not fishing, I'm reading" He said "I saw you pick up that rod, Mame" she said "Sir, I was moving it out of the way" He then continued to hassle her telling her she had all the right equiptment to be fishing and he didn't believe her she wasn't intending to fish" she told him, I'm NOT Fishing, he said again, "Mame you have the right equiptment!" she said, ok, if you don't leave me alon, I'm gonna say to your superior you tried to rape me" He got red in the face and said, I have not!, she said, but Sir, you have all the right equiptment! He finally left her alone!
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Pretty goodlanie940 said:Ok, OK, here's mine. A
Ok, OK, here's mine. A husband and wife went up to their mountain cabin for a long weekend. The wife really didn't like to fish, she just brought a book along and read while her husband fished. One morning her husband got up early before dawn to fish. She stayed back at the cabin. He came back around 8:00 am and climbed into bed. The wife decided it was a beautiful morning and took the small motor boat out herself. She ankered her boat and was proceeding to move his fishing equiptment out of the way. The park ranger came along in his boat, pulled up along side of the woman and said "Mame, where is your fishing license"? she said, "I don't have one, I'm not fishing, I'm reading" He said "I saw you pick up that rod, Mame" she said "Sir, I was moving it out of the way" He then continued to hassle her telling her she had all the right equiptment to be fishing and he didn't believe her she wasn't intending to fish" she told him, I'm NOT Fishing, he said again, "Mame you have the right equiptment!" she said, ok, if you don't leave me alon, I'm gonna say to your superior you tried to rape me" He got red in the face and said, I have not!, she said, but Sir, you have all the right equiptment! He finally left her alone!
Stupid man!
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Thanks ladies for the good laugh ...outdoorgirl said:Pretty good
jokes,you guys!
I appreicate humor ...
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Thanks ladies, I needed that
Thanks ladies, I needed that0 -
This is so funny! Thankphoenixrising said:Thanks ladies, I needed that
Thanks ladies, I needed that
This is so funny! Thank you!
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On the subject of Blondes
A blonde was speeding down the highway, when she was pulled over by a female cop who also happened to be blonde. When the cop asked for the blonde's drivers license
the poor , flustered driver dug through her purse but couldn't find it.
"What's it look like"? asked the driver. 'Well, it's a small rectangle with your picture on it" said the cop. Finally the driver found her small, rectangular mirror, looked it in and said "Here it is!!" She handed it to the cop who looked in the mirror and said " OMG, why didn't you tell me you 're a cop too?" And she let her go with just a warning.....
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Chen♥0 -
Vewry Funny Chen!!chenheart said:On the subject of Blondes
A blonde was speeding down the highway, when she was pulled over by a female cop who also happened to be blonde. When the cop asked for the blonde's drivers license
the poor , flustered driver dug through her purse but couldn't find it.
"What's it look like"? asked the driver. 'Well, it's a small rectangle with your picture on it" said the cop. Finally the driver found her small, rectangular mirror, looked it in and said "Here it is!!" She handed it to the cop who looked in the mirror and said " OMG, why didn't you tell me you 're a cop too?" And she let her go with just a warning.....
Hugs,
Chen♥
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