Joke--Three Little Pigs
The drinks were brought and the waiter took their dinner orders. "I want a big, thick steak," said the first little piggie. "I want the salad plate," said the second little piggie. "I want a beer and lots of beer!" said the third little piggie!
The meals were brought out and a little while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. "I would like a banana split," said the first little piggie. "I want cheesecake," said the second little piggie. "I want a beer and lots of beer!" exclaimed the third little piggie!
"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggie, but why have you only ordered beer all evening?"
The third piggie says...
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"Well somebody has to wee, wee, wee all the way home!"
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Margo Margo Margo
Thank you again for brightening my day...I spent the last 10 hours at the hospital having labs, seeing the nurse practitioner, getting about 5 premeds iv then my first taxol/herceptin dose which they ran over 5 hours total...
Needless to say, you always make me smile.
Hope you are finding your way out of your funk. I wouldnt know what to do without you
Hugs
Linda T0 -
Thank you Margomlmjt1 said:Margo Margo Margo
Thank you again for brightening my day...I spent the last 10 hours at the hospital having labs, seeing the nurse practitioner, getting about 5 premeds iv then my first taxol/herceptin dose which they ran over 5 hours total...
Needless to say, you always make me smile.
Hope you are finding your way out of your funk. I wouldnt know what to do without you
Hugs
Linda T
I really needed a pick-me-up. U done it again! Hugs to you and Him!........
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