Joke--Three Little Pigs

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tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
The three little pigs went out for dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink orders. "I want a Sprite," said the first little piggie. "I would like to have a Coke," said the second little piggie. "I want a beer and lots of beer!" replied the third little piggie!

The drinks were brought and the waiter took their dinner orders. "I want a big, thick steak," said the first little piggie. "I want the salad plate," said the second little piggie. "I want a beer and lots of beer!" said the third little piggie!

The meals were brought out and a little while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. "I would like a banana split," said the first little piggie. "I want cheesecake," said the second little piggie. "I want a beer and lots of beer!" exclaimed the third little piggie!

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggie, but why have you only ordered beer all evening?"

The third piggie says...

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"Well somebody has to wee, wee, wee all the way home!"

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  • Alexis F
    Alexis F Member Posts: 3,598
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    ROFLMAO
    Another good one Margo! Have a great weekend!


    Lex♥
  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
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    Ha-ha
    Very cute. Thanks and have a good weekend!
  • chickad52
    chickad52 Member Posts: 497
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    Margo
    LOL, Have a super weekend!!!Diane
  • Kristin N
    Kristin N Member Posts: 1,968 Member
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    chickad52 said:

    Margo
    LOL, Have a super weekend!!!Diane

    WEE WEE WEE LOL
    Love your jokes Margo! Keep them coming! Have a good one!

    Kristin ♥
  • jnl
    jnl Member Posts: 3,869 Member
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    MyTurnNow said:

    Ha-ha
    Very cute. Thanks and have a good weekend!

    I like it! Cute!
    Leeza

    I like it! Cute!

    Leeza
  • mlmjt1
    mlmjt1 Member Posts: 537
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    Margo Margo Margo
    Thank you again for brightening my day...I spent the last 10 hours at the hospital having labs, seeing the nurse practitioner, getting about 5 premeds iv then my first taxol/herceptin dose which they ran over 5 hours total...


    Needless to say, you always make me smile.

    Hope you are finding your way out of your funk. I wouldnt know what to do without you

    Hugs
    Linda T
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
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    mlmjt1 said:

    Margo Margo Margo
    Thank you again for brightening my day...I spent the last 10 hours at the hospital having labs, seeing the nurse practitioner, getting about 5 premeds iv then my first taxol/herceptin dose which they ran over 5 hours total...


    Needless to say, you always make me smile.

    Hope you are finding your way out of your funk. I wouldnt know what to do without you

    Hugs
    Linda T

    Thank you Margo
    I really needed a pick-me-up. U done it again! Hugs to you and Him!........

    Jxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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