A couple of Laughs for Monday

tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
'But officer, 'the man began, 'I can explain.'

'Quiet!' snapped the officer.' I'm going to let you spend the night in jail until the chief gets back.'
'But, officer, I just wanted to say, '

'And I said be quiet! you're going to jail!'

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, 'Lucky for you, the chief's at his daughter's wedding. he'll be in a good mood when he gets back.'

'Don't count on it, 'answered the guy in the cell.' I'm the groom.'

After an evening out, Roger was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his car parked and walked home. As he was staggering along, he was stopped by a policeman. 'What are you doing out here at three o'clock in the morning?' asked the police officer.
'I'm on my way to a lecture,' answered Roger.

'And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time of night?' enquired the constable sarcastically.
'My wife,' slurred Roger grimly.


  • Akiss4me
    Akiss4me Member Posts: 2,188
    Good ones....thanks for the laughs! Pammy
  • RE
    RE Member Posts: 4,591 Member
    Thanks for the laughs!!

  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    Thank you for the GOOD laugh .. I need this
    Keep them coming .. I truly enjoy reading, and LOL.

  • lynn1950
    lynn1950 Member Posts: 2,570
    Thanks for the laugh.
    Thanks for the laugh. xoxoxo Lynn