Beauty & the Beast
Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening.
Three days later, she became his stepmother.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I LOVE that!!! That was sooo funny! Thanks for that! Here's a golfing one for you in return!
Arthur is 90 years old. He has played golf every day since his retirement over 25 years ago. One day he comes home dejected and very downcast. "That's it, I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad, once I hit the ball, I can't see where it went."
His wife suggests he take her brother Fred with him and give it one more try.
"Are you kidding me? Your brother is 103 years old! How can he help me?"
Arthur's wife admits her brother is old, but that he has Perfect Eyesight.
So, Arthur and Fred head to the golf course. He tees up, takes an almighty swing, and squints down the fairway.
He turns to Fred and asks,"Did you see where my ball went?"
"Of course I did~ my eyesight is perfect!"
"Well, where did it go"????
"I don't remember."0 -
HA! Ok, Margo, where ischenheart said:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I LOVE that!!! That was sooo funny! Thanks for that! Here's a golfing one for you in return!
Arthur is 90 years old. He has played golf every day since his retirement over 25 years ago. One day he comes home dejected and very downcast. "That's it, I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad, once I hit the ball, I can't see where it went."
His wife suggests he take her brother Fred with him and give it one more try.
"Are you kidding me? Your brother is 103 years old! How can he help me?"
Arthur's wife admits her brother is old, but that he has Perfect Eyesight.
So, Arthur and Fred head to the golf course. He tees up, takes an almighty swing, and squints down the fairway.
He turns to Fred and asks,"Did you see where my ball went?"
"Of course I did~ my eyesight is perfect!"
"Well, where did it go"????
"I don't remember."
HA! Ok, Margo, where is your new joke for the day? You are slipping. lol0 -
Old Guysusie09 said:HA! Ok, Margo, where is
HA! Ok, Margo, where is your new joke for the day? You are slipping. lol
An Old Guy was doing 120mph down the highway with the cops right on his tail trying to get him to stop. He eventually pulled over and the trooper told him better have a real good reason for his behaviour. The old guy looked at him and said: "Well Son, 25 years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper, I thought it was you trying to bring her back!"0 -
VacationDianeBC said:HEHE! Love your jokes
HEHE! Love your jokes Margo! Thank you!
I'm on vacation this week.
I have gone on the board in the morning and evening.
Got things planned this whole week.
I will try and do better and post one first thing in the morning.
Sorry.
Margo0
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