Beauty & the Beast

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening.

Three days later, she became his stepmother.

Comments

  • RE
    RE Member Posts: 4,591 Member
    OMG!!!!
    The cruel hands of fate have stuck again!! Thanks for the laugh.

    RE
  • CR1954
    CR1954 Member Posts: 1,390 Member
    LOL!!
    Good one!!!

    CR
  • chickad52
    chickad52 Member Posts: 497
    CUTE
    That is a cute one!!!!
  • Kristin N
    Kristin N Member Posts: 1,968 Member
    LOL
    Omg Margo! I love that joke! Thanks again!
  • Noel
    Noel Member Posts: 3,095 Member
    HAHA! Great joke Margo!

    HAHA! Great joke Margo!
  • Jeanne D
    Jeanne D Member Posts: 1,867
    Noel said:

    HAHA! Great joke Margo!

    HAHA! Great joke Margo!

    ROFLMAO!
    ROFLMAO
  • ladybug22
    ladybug22 Member Posts: 646
    good one

    good one
  • Alexis F
    Alexis F Member Posts: 3,598
    ladybug22 said:

    good one

    good one

    Thanks again Margo for the
    Thanks again Margo for the laugh! Keep it up!
  • susie09
    susie09 Member Posts: 2,930
    CR1954 said:

    LOL!!
    Good one!!!

    CR

    HA!
    Very good one! haha!
  • Akiss4me
    Akiss4me Member Posts: 2,188
    I want to know....
    ....what happens when your sides split open from laughing too much? Come on, I'm strong, I can take the truth!! ROFLOL!!!!! :) Pammy
  • chenheart
    chenheart Member Posts: 5,159
    Akiss4me said:

    I want to know....
    ....what happens when your sides split open from laughing too much? Come on, I'm strong, I can take the truth!! ROFLOL!!!!! :) Pammy

    Answer: Your Funny Bones
    Answer: Your Funny Bones will fall out.....

    Hugs,
    Claudia
  • DianeBC
    DianeBC Member Posts: 3,881 Member
    chenheart said:

    Answer: Your Funny Bones
    Answer: Your Funny Bones will fall out.....

    Hugs,
    Claudia

    HEHE! Love your jokes
    HEHE! Love your jokes Margo! Thank you!
  • chenheart
    chenheart Member Posts: 5,159
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
    I LOVE that!!! That was sooo funny! Thanks for that! Here's a golfing one for you in return!


    Arthur is 90 years old. He has played golf every day since his retirement over 25 years ago. One day he comes home dejected and very downcast. "That's it, I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad, once I hit the ball, I can't see where it went."

    His wife suggests he take her brother Fred with him and give it one more try.

    "Are you kidding me? Your brother is 103 years old! How can he help me?"

    Arthur's wife admits her brother is old, but that he has Perfect Eyesight.

    So, Arthur and Fred head to the golf course. He tees up, takes an almighty swing, and squints down the fairway.

    He turns to Fred and asks,"Did you see where my ball went?"

    "Of course I did~ my eyesight is perfect!"

    "Well, where did it go"????

    "I don't remember."
  • susie09
    susie09 Member Posts: 2,930
    chenheart said:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
    I LOVE that!!! That was sooo funny! Thanks for that! Here's a golfing one for you in return!


    Arthur is 90 years old. He has played golf every day since his retirement over 25 years ago. One day he comes home dejected and very downcast. "That's it, I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad, once I hit the ball, I can't see where it went."

    His wife suggests he take her brother Fred with him and give it one more try.

    "Are you kidding me? Your brother is 103 years old! How can he help me?"

    Arthur's wife admits her brother is old, but that he has Perfect Eyesight.

    So, Arthur and Fred head to the golf course. He tees up, takes an almighty swing, and squints down the fairway.

    He turns to Fred and asks,"Did you see where my ball went?"

    "Of course I did~ my eyesight is perfect!"

    "Well, where did it go"????

    "I don't remember."

    HA! Ok, Margo, where is
    HA! Ok, Margo, where is your new joke for the day? You are slipping. lol
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
    susie09 said:

    HA! Ok, Margo, where is
    HA! Ok, Margo, where is your new joke for the day? You are slipping. lol

    Old Guy
    An Old Guy was doing 120mph down the highway with the cops right on his tail trying to get him to stop. He eventually pulled over and the trooper told him better have a real good reason for his behaviour. The old guy looked at him and said: "Well Son, 25 years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper, I thought it was you trying to bring her back!"
  • tommaseena
    tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
    DianeBC said:

    HEHE! Love your jokes
    HEHE! Love your jokes Margo! Thank you!

    Vacation
    I'm on vacation this week.
    I have gone on the board in the morning and evening.
    Got things planned this whole week.

    I will try and do better and post one first thing in the morning.

    Sorry.
    Margo
  • lynn1950
    lynn1950 Member Posts: 2,570
    Jeanne D said:

    ROFLMAO!
    ROFLMAO

    ^What
    she said.