Two nuns and a blind man

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice gazongas," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"

Comments

  • tgf
    tgf Member Posts: 950 Member
    FUNNY!
    This joke I get ... LOL ...

    No one needs to explain it to me :-)

    hugs.
    teena
  • Alexis F
    Alexis F Member Posts: 3,598
    tgf said:

    FUNNY!
    This joke I get ... LOL ...

    No one needs to explain it to me :-)

    hugs.
    teena

    lol I get this one too!
    lol I get this one too! Good job Margo! lol
  • Akiss4me
    Akiss4me Member Posts: 2,188
    LOL!!!
    Great....will be repeating this one!! :) Pammy
  • confused123
    confused123 Member Posts: 251
    Akiss4me said:

    LOL!!!
    Great....will be repeating this one!! :) Pammy

    very funny
    thanks
    now I

    very funny

    thanks

    now I remember you are from Maine, we are neighbors. I am in NH, near the coast

    Kim
  • Kristin N
    Kristin N Member Posts: 1,968 Member

    very funny
    thanks
    now I

    very funny

    thanks

    now I remember you are from Maine, we are neighbors. I am in NH, near the coast

    Kim

    HAHAHAHA!
    HAHAHAHA! Good one Margo!