Two nuns and a blind man
tommaseena
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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice gazongas," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"
"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice gazongas," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"
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very funnyAkiss4me said:LOL!!!
Great....will be repeating this one!! Pammy
thanks
now I
very funny
thanks
now I remember you are from Maine, we are neighbors. I am in NH, near the coast
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HAHAHAHA!confused123 said:very funny
thanks
now I
very funny
thanks
now I remember you are from Maine, we are neighbors. I am in NH, near the coast
Kim
HAHAHAHA! Good one Margo!0
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