Funnies

Thought I would pass on some funnies to make everyone laugh....Enjoy
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> Man who run in
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> Front of car get tired.
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> Man who run behind
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> Car get exhausted.
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> Man with one
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> Chopstick go hungry.
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> Man who scratch butt
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> Should not bite fingernails.
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> Man who eat many
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> Prunes get good run for money.
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> Baseball is wrong:
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> Man with four balls cannot walk.
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> War does not
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> Determine who is right, war determine who is
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> Left.
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> Wife who put
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> Husband in doghouse soon find him in
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> Cathouse.
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> Man who fight with
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> Wife all day get no piece at night.
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> It take many nails
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> To build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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> Man who drive like
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> Hell, bound to get there.
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> Man who live in
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> Glass house should change clothes in
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> Basement.
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> Man who fish in
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> Other man's well often catch crabs.
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> Crowded elevator
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> Smell different to midget.
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> Person who deletes this has no humor!!!
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