Funnies

dorookie

Thought I would pass on some funnies to make everyone laugh....Enjoy
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> Man who run in
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> Front of car get tired.
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> Man who run behind
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> Car get exhausted.
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> Man with one
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> Chopstick go hungry.
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> Man who scratch butt
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> Should not bite fingernails.
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> Man who eat many
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> Prunes get good run for money.
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> Baseball is wrong:
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> Man with four balls cannot walk.
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> War does not
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> Determine who is right, war determine who is
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> Left.
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> Wife who put
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> Husband in doghouse soon find him in
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> Cathouse.
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> Man who fight with
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> Wife all day get no piece at night.
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> It take many nails
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> To build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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> Man who drive like
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> Hell, bound to get there.
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> Man who live in
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> Glass house should change clothes in
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> Basement.
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> Man who fish in
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> Other man's well often catch crabs.
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> Crowded elevator
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> Smell different to midget.
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> Person who deletes this has no humor!!!
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PhillieG

and theres....
Man who goes to bed with itchy hiney
wakes up with smelly finger.

Q: What's the difference between an endoscopy scope and a colonoscopy scope?
A; The taste...

Annabelle41415

Funny
Thanks for the humor. That was great. Kim

eric38

PhillieG said:

and theres....
Man who goes to bed with itchy hiney
wakes up with smelly finger.

Q: What's the difference between an endoscopy scope and a colonoscopy scope?
A; The taste...

Phil - ggggrrroooossssssss!
Phil - ggggrrroooossssssss! You are a truly warped individual and I love it.

Eric

Shayenne

Annabelle41415 said:

Funny
Thanks for the humor. That was great. Kim

OMG!
Those were so funny....I'm rolling here LOL

daydreamer110761

Shayenne said:

OMG!
Those were so funny....I'm rolling here LOL

great!
Got me laughing out loud!

shoppergal

PhillieG said:

and theres....
Man who goes to bed with itchy hiney
wakes up with smelly finger.

Q: What's the difference between an endoscopy scope and a colonoscopy scope?
A; The taste...

Warped mind
Phil, I have to agree with Eric, you are truly warped, but wonderful :-)

Wendy

PhillieG

PhillieG said:

and theres....
Man who goes to bed with itchy hiney
wakes up with smelly finger.

Q: What's the difference between an endoscopy scope and a colonoscopy scope?
A; The taste...

Guilty as Charged
The original joke was about thermometers...but it still works this way
;-)

kmygil

Wise man
Wise man don't pee uphill against wind....

Kirsten

dorookie

Funnies
Glad everyone got a laugh, I have a few more that will just really get your tummy rolling will post them later...

Glad to see everyone laughing....


Beth