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Funnies

dorookie
dorookie CSN Member Posts: 1,731 Member
edited March 2014 in Colorectal Cancer #1
Thought I would pass on some funnies to make everyone laugh....Enjoy
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> Man who run in
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> Front of car get tired.
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> Man who run behind
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> Car get exhausted.
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> Man with one
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> Chopstick go hungry.
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> Man who scratch butt
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> Should not bite fingernails.
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> Man who eat many
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> Prunes get good run for money.
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> Baseball is wrong:
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> Man with four balls cannot walk.
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> War does not
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> Determine who is right, war determine who is
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> Left.
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> Wife who put
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> Husband in doghouse soon find him in
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> Cathouse.
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> Man who fight with
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> Wife all day get no piece at night.
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> It take many nails
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> To build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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> Man who drive like
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> Hell, bound to get there.
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> Man who live in
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> Glass house should change clothes in
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> Basement.
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> Man who fish in
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> Other man's well often catch crabs.
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> Crowded elevator
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> Smell different to midget.
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> Person who deletes this has no humor!!!
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  • PhillieG
    PhillieG CSN Member Posts: 4,866 Member
    #2
    and theres....
    Man who goes to bed with itchy hiney
    wakes up with smelly finger.

    Q: What's the difference between an endoscopy scope and a colonoscopy scope?
    A; The taste...
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  • Annabelle41415
    Annabelle41415 CSN Member Posts: 6,754 Member
    #3
    Funny
    Thanks for the humor. That was great. Kim
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  • eric38
    eric38 CSN Member Posts: 583
    #4
    PhillieG said:

    and theres....
    Man who goes to bed with itchy hiney
    wakes up with smelly finger.

    Q: What's the difference between an endoscopy scope and a colonoscopy scope?
    A; The taste...

    Phil - ggggrrroooossssssss!
    Phil - ggggrrroooossssssss! You are a truly warped individual and I love it.

    Eric
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  • Shayenne
    Shayenne CSN Member Posts: 2,342
    #5
    Annabelle41415 said:

    Funny
    Thanks for the humor. That was great. Kim

    OMG!
    Those were so funny....I'm rolling here LOL
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  • daydreamer110761
    daydreamer110761 CSN Member Posts: 487 Member
    #6
    Shayenne said:

    OMG!
    Those were so funny....I'm rolling here LOL

    great!
    Got me laughing out loud!
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  • shoppergal
    shoppergal CSN Member Posts: 118
    #7
    PhillieG said:

    and theres....
    Man who goes to bed with itchy hiney
    wakes up with smelly finger.

    Q: What's the difference between an endoscopy scope and a colonoscopy scope?
    A; The taste...

    Warped mind
    Phil, I have to agree with Eric, you are truly warped, but wonderful :-)

    Wendy
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  • PhillieG
    PhillieG CSN Member Posts: 4,866 Member
    #8
    PhillieG said:

    and theres....
    Man who goes to bed with itchy hiney
    wakes up with smelly finger.

    Q: What's the difference between an endoscopy scope and a colonoscopy scope?
    A; The taste...

    Guilty as Charged
    The original joke was about thermometers...but it still works this way
    ;-)
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  • kmygil
    kmygil CSN Member Posts: 876 Member
    #9
    Wise man
    Wise man don't pee uphill against wind....

    Kirsten
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  • dorookie
    dorookie CSN Member Posts: 1,731 Member
    #10
    Funnies
    Glad everyone got a laugh, I have a few more that will just really get your tummy rolling will post them later...

    Glad to see everyone laughing....


    Beth
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