today's joke
tommaseena
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A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and its 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"
The dentist thought to himself, my goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain. So the dentist asked him, "Which tooth is it, sir?"
The man turned to his wife and said:
"Open your mouth, honey, and show him."
The dentist thought to himself, my goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain. So the dentist asked him, "Which tooth is it, sir?"
The man turned to his wife and said:
"Open your mouth, honey, and show him."
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Cat...cats_toy said:
You keep outdoing yourself, woman!
Thanks!
Kind regards, 12/25
P.S.: Like your new pic, pretty!0 -
Margo...
Good one! GREAT punch line! :-)
I'm going to share this one with my dentist!
Thanks!
Kind regards, Susan0 -
Margo, that is so funny!Christmas Girl said:Margo...
Good one! GREAT punch line! :-)
I'm going to share this one with my dentist!
Thanks!
Kind regards, Susan
Margo, that is so funny! Thank you for the laugh today! Hope all is going ok with your family! Praying for you!0 -
love it. I didn't see the
love it. I didn't see the punchline coming either. Great cartoon Cat, pretty much sums it up0 -
tyChristmas Girl said:Cat...
You keep outdoing yourself, woman!
Thanks!
Kind regards, 12/25
P.S.: Like your new pic, pretty!
thanks Susan! that was my niece's doing, my first cut and color (almost a year after rads were done!) for my bday present.
=^..^=0 -
I am still laughing at thatphoenixrising said:love it. I didn't see the
love it. I didn't see the punchline coming either. Great cartoon Cat, pretty much sums it up
I am still laughing at that joke. Thank you for it!0
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