today's joke

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and its 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"

The dentist thought to himself, my goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain. So the dentist asked him, "Which tooth is it, sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said:

"Open your mouth, honey, and show him."

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  • RE
    RE Member Posts: 4,591 Member
    #2
    ??????
    OH NO HE DIDN'T! You got me with that one, didn't see it coming. Now I shall go to be with a chuckle!

    Take Care,

    RE
  • mimivac
    mimivac Member Posts: 2,143 Member
    #3
    Ha ha! If it were my
    Ha ha! If it were my husband, I think he would be needing dental work after I got through with him.
  • Jeanne D
    Jeanne D Member Posts: 1,867
    #4
    OMG
    HAHA! Thanks Margo...I didn't see the punchline coming either. Now I can start my day with a good chuckle too!
  • cats_toy
    cats_toy Member Posts: 1,462 Member
    #5
    ...and this was what happened later.....

    Photobucket


    =^..^=
  • Christmas Girl
    Christmas Girl Member Posts: 3,682 Member
    #6
    cats_toy said:

    ...and this was what happened later.....

    Photobucket


    =^..^=

    Cat...
    You keep outdoing yourself, woman!

    Thanks!

    Kind regards, 12/25

    P.S.: Like your new pic, pretty!
  • Christmas Girl
    Christmas Girl Member Posts: 3,682 Member
    #7
    Margo...
    Good one! GREAT punch line! :-)

    I'm going to share this one with my dentist!

    Thanks!

    Kind regards, Susan
  • Kristin N
    Kristin N Member Posts: 1,968 Member
    #8
    Christmas Girl said:

    Margo...
    Good one! GREAT punch line! :-)

    I'm going to share this one with my dentist!

    Thanks!

    Kind regards, Susan

    Margo, that is so funny!
    Margo, that is so funny! Thank you for the laugh today! Hope all is going ok with your family! Praying for you!
  • phoenixrising
    phoenixrising Member Posts: 1,508
    #9
    love it. I didn't see the
    love it. I didn't see the punchline coming either. Great cartoon Cat, pretty much sums it up :)
  • cats_toy
    cats_toy Member Posts: 1,462 Member
    #10
    Christmas Girl said:

    Cat...
    You keep outdoing yourself, woman!

    Thanks!

    Kind regards, 12/25

    P.S.: Like your new pic, pretty!

    ty
    thanks Susan! that was my niece's doing, my first cut and color (almost a year after rads were done!) for my bday present.

    =^..^=
  • Alexis F
    Alexis F Member Posts: 3,598
    #11
    phoenixrising said:

    love it. I didn't see the
    love it. I didn't see the punchline coming either. Great cartoon Cat, pretty much sums it up :)

    I am still laughing at that
    I am still laughing at that joke. Thank you for it!
  • bfbear
    bfbear Member Posts: 380
    #12
    Alexis F said:

    I am still laughing at that
    I am still laughing at that joke. Thank you for it!

    Another goody!
    VERY funny! I love these jokes as of late...they make me lol, which is so good for the soul. THANK YOU!!!!!!
    Debi

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