Joke 4 2day

tasha_111
tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
This Old Guy walks into a barber/hairdresser-shop and asks for a hair-cut. A Nice young lady puts a gown on him and sits him in a chair............Minutes later she notices his hand, under the gown, moving rhythmicly up and down, up and down, up and down........She smacks him up-side the head and calls him a filthy old Git. .....


Then she realises....................................................... he was cleaning his glasses.........

Roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!

Hugs Jxxxxxxxxxx
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  • outdoorgirl
    outdoorgirl Member Posts: 1,565
    #2
    That is
    hillarious! Bravo,Tasha!!
  • cats_toy
    cats_toy Member Posts: 1,462 Member
    #3
    talk about a surprise ending
    ......

    =^..^=
  • Butterfly12
    Butterfly12 Member Posts: 56
    #4
    LMAO!!!!!!
    That was a good one. I need that, thank you.
  • Christmas Girl
    Christmas Girl Member Posts: 3,682 Member
    #5
    Well done!
    Thanks for the daily laugh, J!

    Kind regards, Susan
  • Christmas Girl
    Christmas Girl Member Posts: 3,682 Member
    #6
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  • djteach
    djteach Member Posts: 273
    #7
    Girl, you kill me! I love
    Girl, you kill me! I love it!!
    love ya,
    Donna
  • fauxma
    fauxma Member Posts: 3,577 Member
    #8
    djteach said:

    Girl, you kill me! I love
    Girl, you kill me! I love it!!
    love ya,
    Donna

    I have one
    A little girl asks her mom if she can go out and play with the boys. Her mom replies, "No, boys are too rough". The little girl asks her. "If I find a smooth one, can I play with him".
  • fauxma
    fauxma Member Posts: 3,577 Member
    #9
    djteach said:

    Girl, you kill me! I love
    Girl, you kill me! I love it!!
    love ya,
    Donna

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    *
  • RE
    RE Member Posts: 4,591 Member
    #10
    :-)
    What can I say, you are cracking me up!

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  • chenheart
    chenheart Member Posts: 5,159
    #11
    fauxma said:

    I have one
    A little girl asks her mom if she can go out and play with the boys. Her mom replies, "No, boys are too rough". The little girl asks her. "If I find a smooth one, can I play with him".

    Splish Splash I was takin' a bath
    A young boy was taking a bath and looked down at his "private" parts.

    "Are these my brains"? he asked his mom

    "Not yet", she answered

    Hugs,
    Claudia
  • Christmas Girl
    Christmas Girl Member Posts: 3,682 Member
    #12
    chenheart said:

    Splish Splash I was takin' a bath
    A young boy was taking a bath and looked down at his "private" parts.

    "Are these my brains"? he asked his mom

    "Not yet", she answered

    Hugs,
    Claudia

    YEE HA!!! :-)
    AWFULLY SMART MOM!!!

    Kind regards, 12/25
    (a/k/a Susan)
  • Christmas Girl
    Christmas Girl Member Posts: 3,682 Member
    #13
    fauxma said:

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    *

    HA HA!!!
    fauxma/Stef - Funny! :-)

    Kind regards, Susan
  • outdoorgirl
    outdoorgirl Member Posts: 1,565
    #14
    chenheart said:

    Splish Splash I was takin' a bath
    A young boy was taking a bath and looked down at his "private" parts.

    "Are these my brains"? he asked his mom

    "Not yet", she answered

    Hugs,
    Claudia

    Too funny
    I love that!
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
    #15
    RE said:

    :-)
    What can I say, you are cracking me up!

    image

    Oldie but still good
    An Englishman, An Irishman and A Scotsman (yeah, traditional start anyway) Get stranded on a desert island. All of a sudden they are confronted by a huge tribe of spear-wielding savages.
    The savages capture them and lock them in cages. Then the Chief arrives and asks the Scotsman "Do you choose death or bungi?" The Scot, not knowing what 'Bungi' Is chooses that.....BIG MISTAKE!! They do all sorts of horibble perverted things to him and throw him back in his cage half-dead.

    Next comes the Irishman..."do you choose death or bungi?' The Irishman considers they must be worn out after the abuse of the Scot and choses 'Bungi'... He was wrong, yet again they hurl him back into his cage nearly-dead!

    Then the Englishman......"do you choose death or bungi?"....His reply: "Absolutely not. Nothing could be worse than what you vile savages have done to my fellow countrymen. I refuse to be buggered and assaulted in the same way. I choose Death!"

    So the Chief shouts.........."OK..............DEATH.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................By BUNGI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Christmas Girl
    Christmas Girl Member Posts: 3,682 Member
    #16
    tasha_111 said:

    Oldie but still good
    An Englishman, An Irishman and A Scotsman (yeah, traditional start anyway) Get stranded on a desert island. All of a sudden they are confronted by a huge tribe of spear-wielding savages.
    The savages capture them and lock them in cages. Then the Chief arrives and asks the Scotsman "Do you choose death or bungi?" The Scot, not knowing what 'Bungi' Is chooses that.....BIG MISTAKE!! They do all sorts of horibble perverted things to him and throw him back in his cage half-dead.

    Next comes the Irishman..."do you choose death or bungi?' The Irishman considers they must be worn out after the abuse of the Scot and choses 'Bungi'... He was wrong, yet again they hurl him back into his cage nearly-dead!

    Then the Englishman......"do you choose death or bungi?"....His reply: "Absolutely not. Nothing could be worse than what you vile savages have done to my fellow countrymen. I refuse to be buggered and assaulted in the same way. I choose Death!"

    So the Chief shouts.........."OK..............DEATH.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................By BUNGI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    That is...
    ... DEFINITELY a Brit joke, if I've ever heard one! :-)

    Kind regards, Susan
  • cats_toy
    cats_toy Member Posts: 1,462 Member
    #17
    chenheart said:

    Splish Splash I was takin' a bath
    A young boy was taking a bath and looked down at his "private" parts.

    "Are these my brains"? he asked his mom

    "Not yet", she answered

    Hugs,
    Claudia

    and the fascination never ends...
    image


    =^..^=
  • Christmas Girl
    Christmas Girl Member Posts: 3,682 Member
    #18
    cats_toy said:

    and the fascination never ends...
    image


    =^..^=

    HA HA HA!!!
    Yeah, there ya go... There's the proof. Can't help themselves, I guess.

    Kind regards, 12/25
    (a/k/a Susan)
  • tommaseena
    tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
    #19
    Christmas Girl said:

    That is...
    ... DEFINITELY a Brit joke, if I've ever heard one! :-)

    Kind regards, Susan

    Laughs
    Thanks for all the jokes today ladies. I needed it.
    Margo
  • Moopy23
    Moopy23 Member Posts: 1,751 Member
    #20
    tommaseena said:

    Laughs
    Thanks for all the jokes today ladies. I needed it.
    Margo

    Laughter Therapy
    My thanks, too, y'all, for the jokes. Special thanks to our Instigator, Tasha.
  • Marcia527
    Marcia527 Member Posts: 2,729
    #21
    tasha_111 said:

    Oldie but still good
    An Englishman, An Irishman and A Scotsman (yeah, traditional start anyway) Get stranded on a desert island. All of a sudden they are confronted by a huge tribe of spear-wielding savages.
    The savages capture them and lock them in cages. Then the Chief arrives and asks the Scotsman "Do you choose death or bungi?" The Scot, not knowing what 'Bungi' Is chooses that.....BIG MISTAKE!! They do all sorts of horibble perverted things to him and throw him back in his cage half-dead.

    Next comes the Irishman..."do you choose death or bungi?' The Irishman considers they must be worn out after the abuse of the Scot and choses 'Bungi'... He was wrong, yet again they hurl him back into his cage nearly-dead!

    Then the Englishman......"do you choose death or bungi?"....His reply: "Absolutely not. Nothing could be worse than what you vile savages have done to my fellow countrymen. I refuse to be buggered and assaulted in the same way. I choose Death!"

    So the Chief shouts.........."OK..............DEATH.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................By BUNGI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    wait a minute
    Isn't there such a thing as bungi jumping? Maybe they should have enlightened the savages.

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