Mothers Day Joke..Yes I found time,

tasha_111
tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
I got the day off so I figured I'd bombard you all with more of my warped sense of humour...


A medical one this time (Just to try to stay in concept)

An Old man walks into the docs and says to the receptionist "My John Thomas isn't working right, can I see the Doc?" The receptionist gets all snotty and tells him "You can't come in here and talk like that, it's just not right, You should say "Hello, I have a problem with my EAR, May I please make an appointment with the Doctor?"..."

So the Old Timer walks out and comes back in 5 minuted later...
"May I please see the doctor? I have a problem with my EAR"

She replies.. "Certainly Sir, what is the problem with your ear"

"I Can't Pee out of it!"

Comments

  • lynn1950
    lynn1950 Member Posts: 2,570
    #2
    Thanks so much for the first laugh of the day
    Tasha, will you be my neighbor? Lynn
  • crazylady55
    crazylady55 Member Posts: 92
    #3
    thank you
    Thanks for all of your jokes they are great.
  • tommaseena
    tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
    #4
    crazylady55 said:

    thank you
    Thanks for all of your jokes they are great.

    thank you
    Thank you for the joke.

    Margo
  • mmontero38
    mmontero38 Member Posts: 1,510
    #5
    ROFL
    ROFL What a great sense of humor. I wish you lived next door to me we would be rolling on the floor laughing every day. Thanks for the laugh. Hugs, Lili
  • CR1954
    CR1954 Member Posts: 1,390 Member
    #6
    Good one!!!!!
    Good one girl!! I'm still giggling!!!!!!!!!!!!

    CR
  • Christmas Girl
    Christmas Girl Member Posts: 3,682 Member
    #7
    HA HA HA!!!
    Good one! Thanks!

    And, hey - REALLY glad you had today off!

    Kind regards, Susan
  • Noel
    Noel Member Posts: 3,095 Member
    #8
    Christmas Girl said:

    HA HA HA!!!
    Good one! Thanks!

    And, hey - REALLY glad you had today off!

    Kind regards, Susan

    LOL
    Another great one Tasha..thanks!
  • chili
    chili Member Posts: 32
    #9
    Noel said:

    LOL
    Another great one Tasha..thanks!

    Thanks - keep 'em coming. I
    Thanks - keep 'em coming. I can't get too many lols.
  • Jeanne D
    Jeanne D Member Posts: 1,867
    #10
    chili said:

    Thanks - keep 'em coming. I
    Thanks - keep 'em coming. I can't get too many lols.

    Tasha, Once Again, I am
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  • chenheart
    chenheart Member Posts: 5,159
    #11
    Stop me if you've heard this one!
    A husband and wife who have been perhaps married waaaaay too long are coming back from a stressful family reunion in the country. As they pass by rolling hills, beautiful vineyards and sprawling farmland, the wife looks out the passenger window, and laughs at a herd of filthy swine rolling in a gigantic mud hole. The husband, ever the charmer, says: "I see you are finally smiling; do you see relatives of yours"? "Yes" she says, "IN-LAWS"!!!!


    :-)


    Hugs,
    Claudia
  • mmontero38
    mmontero38 Member Posts: 1,510
    #12
    chenheart said:

    Stop me if you've heard this one!
    A husband and wife who have been perhaps married waaaaay too long are coming back from a stressful family reunion in the country. As they pass by rolling hills, beautiful vineyards and sprawling farmland, the wife looks out the passenger window, and laughs at a herd of filthy swine rolling in a gigantic mud hole. The husband, ever the charmer, says: "I see you are finally smiling; do you see relatives of yours"? "Yes" she says, "IN-LAWS"!!!!


    :-)


    Hugs,
    Claudia

    LOL Claudia. Like my
    LOL Claudia. Like my daughter would say that was a funny! Hugs, Lili
  • Christmas Girl
    Christmas Girl Member Posts: 3,682 Member
    #13
    chenheart said:

    Stop me if you've heard this one!
    A husband and wife who have been perhaps married waaaaay too long are coming back from a stressful family reunion in the country. As they pass by rolling hills, beautiful vineyards and sprawling farmland, the wife looks out the passenger window, and laughs at a herd of filthy swine rolling in a gigantic mud hole. The husband, ever the charmer, says: "I see you are finally smiling; do you see relatives of yours"? "Yes" she says, "IN-LAWS"!!!!


    :-)


    Hugs,
    Claudia

    GOOOD ONE, Kindred Spirit! :-)
    HA HA HA!!!

    Aaah, the bane of in-laws...

    Kind regards, 12/25
    (a/k/a Susan)

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