Mothers Day Joke..Yes I found time,
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A medical one this time (Just to try to stay in concept)
An Old man walks into the docs and says to the receptionist "My John Thomas isn't working right, can I see the Doc?" The receptionist gets all snotty and tells him "You can't come in here and talk like that, it's just not right, You should say "Hello, I have a problem with my EAR, May I please make an appointment with the Doctor?"..."
So the Old Timer walks out and comes back in 5 minuted later...
"May I please see the doctor? I have a problem with my EAR"
She replies.. "Certainly Sir, what is the problem with your ear"
"I Can't Pee out of it!"
Comments
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thank you
Thanks for all of your jokes they are great.0 -
thank youcrazylady55 said:thank you
Thanks for all of your jokes they are great.
Thank you for the joke.
Margo0 -
ROFL
ROFL What a great sense of humor. I wish you lived next door to me we would be rolling on the floor laughing every day. Thanks for the laugh. Hugs, Lili0 -
HA HA HA!!!
Good one! Thanks!
And, hey - REALLY glad you had today off!
Kind regards, Susan0 -
LOLChristmas Girl said:HA HA HA!!!
Good one! Thanks!
And, hey - REALLY glad you had today off!
Kind regards, Susan
Another great one Tasha..thanks!0 -
Stop me if you've heard this one!
A husband and wife who have been perhaps married waaaaay too long are coming back from a stressful family reunion in the country. As they pass by rolling hills, beautiful vineyards and sprawling farmland, the wife looks out the passenger window, and laughs at a herd of filthy swine rolling in a gigantic mud hole. The husband, ever the charmer, says: "I see you are finally smiling; do you see relatives of yours"? "Yes" she says, "IN-LAWS"!!!!
:-)
Hugs,
Claudia0 -
LOL Claudia. Like mychenheart said:Stop me if you've heard this one!
A husband and wife who have been perhaps married waaaaay too long are coming back from a stressful family reunion in the country. As they pass by rolling hills, beautiful vineyards and sprawling farmland, the wife looks out the passenger window, and laughs at a herd of filthy swine rolling in a gigantic mud hole. The husband, ever the charmer, says: "I see you are finally smiling; do you see relatives of yours"? "Yes" she says, "IN-LAWS"!!!!
:-)
Hugs,
Claudia
LOL Claudia. Like my daughter would say that was a funny! Hugs, Lili0 -
GOOOD ONE, Kindred Spirit! :-)chenheart said:Stop me if you've heard this one!
A husband and wife who have been perhaps married waaaaay too long are coming back from a stressful family reunion in the country. As they pass by rolling hills, beautiful vineyards and sprawling farmland, the wife looks out the passenger window, and laughs at a herd of filthy swine rolling in a gigantic mud hole. The husband, ever the charmer, says: "I see you are finally smiling; do you see relatives of yours"? "Yes" she says, "IN-LAWS"!!!!
:-)
Hugs,
Claudia
HA HA HA!!!
Aaah, the bane of in-laws...
Kind regards, 12/25
(a/k/a Susan)0
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